Reddie Headcanons #6

Fem Reddie, I died this is so cute

Do new ace people these days know about black rings?

michael, sobbing: what are you doing in my house,,, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

marko, sitting on the fridge concealed in shadows and surrounded by pigeons: i want waffle fries

bro whoever decided on the team compilation of shubble, smajor, nihachu, and jack manifold has my heart completely, absolute banger decision

stupid with love

i’ve never watched the dream smp, but that ghost man giving the british kid the compass that points to the other british kid made me cry

Bev: I put the hot en psychotic!

Bill: I-I put t-the ay i-in slay!

Stan: I put the laughter in slaughter!

Mike: I put the top in unstoppable!

Ben: I put the cute in persecuted!

Richie: I put the d in Eddie!

Losers: what

Pennywise: what

Sonia: whAT

Eddie:

Eddie: *uses his inhaler*

Henry: what the fuck

Emmett Cullen: Do you consider dandelions beautiful? Their seeds are commanded by chaos! They are thrown to the wind with the mad hope that they’ll touch down on fertile ground and take root! We breath them into the air and make wishes, while their only wish is to sustain themselves. Anyway, do you need to copy my math homework today, dude?

The stoners of Forks High: