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bro whoever decided on the team compilation of shubble, smajor, nihachu, and jack manifold has my heart completely, absolute banger decision

[Bev sees Eddie and Richie holding hands] Bev: So who finally confessed? Richie: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet. Eddie: Short and sweet? Eddie: You yelled “ Listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and I know you have feelings for me too. So it’s about goddamned time we acknowledge them.” While you were drunk in front of my house.

Richie: well I’m Richie, short for Richard. How about we call you Eds, short for Eddie?

Eddie: Eddie is already short for Edward dumbass

Bill: I like ev-everything about y-you. Just the other day, s-someone asked me who the most beau-beautiful person in the world was. You know what I said?

Stan, blushing: …What did you say?

Bill: I said… [sees Richie with binoculars in a tree outside the window] Richie?

Stan: You said Richie?!

personally I like to think steve’s birthday isn’t actually July 4th but someone asked him when his birthday was when he was doing his little show tour thingy and he just said it as an accident and/or a panic response in a bid to seem even more patriotic and everyone believed him and now it’s like 100 years later and he’s too deep in the lie to back out now bc he knows all the avenger’s would fucking publicly roast him if he admitted july 4th wasn’t actually his birthday- like he would literally never live that down- so he lives his life in fear that some bitch ass historian is gonna find his birth certificate and expose him 

Reasons why Reginald Hargreeves is an absolutely horrible person that doesn't deserve rights:

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Bill: How are you gonna come out, Eddie?

Eddie: I guess I could yell it from a passing car. That’s how people usually tell me I’m gay. I can flip the system.

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

“sorry to hear that” 💀💀💀💀💀