If Anyone Asks What Unus Annus Is/was I’ll Just Show Them This Image 

bill, cooking dinner: we’re gettin wild with the seasonings tonight!

mike: fam, that’s salt

bill: i know, it’s so spicy!

mike, walking towards the door: i’m not eatin it, i’m not-

Richie: [holding his new born son] He’s so beautiful.

Doctor: We’re gonna have to give him some shots.

Richie: Oh hell yeah pour up it’s his fucking birthday.

Don’t worry Richie, the new flower shop boy likes your awkwardness. 

Them Boys / Part 2

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

richie: and now for a gay update with eddie! Eddie?

eddie: getting gayer

richie: thanks eddie!

im not going to be on tumblr tomorrow (still might check dms), for my own safety and wellbeing. but before i log off, i want to say a couple things

9/11 was a tragedy. everyone knows and sees that. just because i am muslim does not mean that i am going to justify 9/11. whatever bin laden’s motivation was, he did a disgusting thing and killed thousands of innocent people

just because 9/11 was an attack by someone who calls themselves muslims doesnt make all muslims terrorists. i cannot believe this is a sentence i have to type, but here i am. muslims - true muslims - do not condone violence. against anyone. i can go into all the details and the what-ifs and everything, but i dont have the energy for that. just know that violence is strictly frowned upon (note: this does not include self-defense. if somebody is attacking you and you are unable to get away, then fight back. again, there’s no debate on that).

check up on any muslims you know. your friends, neighbours, coworkers, acquaintances, even people you don’t like all that much. we are incredibly stressed out, especially if we live in a western country. just a quick text to see if they’re okay tomorrow will mean a lot

do not think that because you don’t live in america, you’re exempt from this. any western country has this problem, even if you live in a relatively okay area. i do. my friend (who lives in the same area as me) went to walmart and had a hijab on. she was nearly run over (intentionally, the guy was glaring at her and her mother the entire time) while trying to get to the store. she only realized when she got home that it was 9/11. i live in a safe area of canada. this should not be happening. but it is.

if you are in any way, shape, or form, islamophobic, get the hell off my blog

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

if you still wanted an art request, could i get maybe some reddie + holding hands? :)

HI thank you for this request!! sorry this is ten thousand years late… i hope this is what you wanted :DD