Dealing With The Worst Case Scenario

omfg wait are they adding axolotls why is this the best thing to happen this year

Everyone shut up

If I suffer with the new trailer I’m taking everyone with me.

richie: and now for a gay update with eddie! Eddie?

eddie: getting gayer

richie: thanks eddie!

richie: i’m going out, do you want anything?

bill: my brother back.

richie: yeah i got like 12 dollars

Richie: I literally can’t fight Pennywise today, stress is bad for the baby.

Bill: W-what baby?

Richie: Me.

you’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in the world.

Emmett Cullen: Do you consider dandelions beautiful? Their seeds are commanded by chaos! They are thrown to the wind with the mad hope that they’ll touch down on fertile ground and take root! We breath them into the air and make wishes, while their only wish is to sustain themselves. Anyway, do you need to copy my math homework today, dude?

The stoners of Forks High: 

Animal Crossing Mugs made by TrashGoblinCo

Eddie “totally not gay” Kaspbrak

“ya like fire?”