Another Old Bedo Doodle

fremi

Homo

“gender is a game and i’m winning”

“gender is a game and i’m using cheat codes”

gender is a game and i’m ignoring the main objectives to decorate my base and romance npcs

Thought I'd share some incorrect quotes with Albedo and his twin. Hope you like them!

Rubedo: I can explain. Albedo: Can you? Rubedo: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Rubedo: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Albedo: Mind your language! Rubedo: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Albedo: Rubedo: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Rubedo: *Accidentally hits Albedo in the face* Rubedo: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Rubedo: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Albedo: What’s wrong with you?!

Rubedo: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Albedo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Rubedo: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Rubedo: Okay, truth or dare? Albedo: Truth Rubedo: How many hours have you slept this week? Albedo: Albedo: ...Dare Rubedo: Go to bed. Albedo: I don’t like this game.

these are all biblically accurate

love how the genshin shipping community universally agrees that Gaming's type is light-haired, introverted Cryo boys with blue eyes

Love you Sonic 3

Started watching Bungo Stray Dogs lately lol

Original:

Spin the duck

Alien Joe: Human Alan, what are you doing?

Human Alan: Spinning a rubber duck.

AJ: I can sense that, but why?

HA: Dunno, just feel like it.

[The silence of a rubber duck being spun in a small bowl of water]

HA: ...

AJ: ...

HA: Aren't you on duty now?

AJ: I seem to be mesmerized by spinning of the duck.

HA: Yeah, it happens sometimes.

...

...

HA: I think we should get back to work.

AJ: You're right.

[continuation of the silence of the spinning of the rubber duck and the two not resuming their duties]

catnap was feeling silly today-

sorry for the 2018 ass meme format