Sampard but Gepard is very firmly into men so when Sampo is in disguise as Madame Brughel and tries to flirt, Gepard gently and politely brushes her off.
He doesn't take any offense, assuming he's like this when on the job and Brughel is a civilian.
Except the next time, they are in a bar and Gepard is off the clock, so he tries again. Gepard politely shoots him down. He laughs it off and puts the thought away.
Now Brughel was caught somewhere she really shouldn't be (information is a very good currency) and figured a little flirting wouldn't hurt.
Except Gepard ignores her.
Gepard never ignores Sampo.
So now Sampo is annoyed and a little miffed that a persona that's gotten more stoick men to crack has done nothing to Gepard so he tries again and again and again.
Gepard is getting annoyed and a little worried now, since it's been three months and Sampo hasn't done anything which is weird.
Sampo finally goes to blow off some steam, getting the captain in a chase as he stole a good amount of items.
And off handed out of habit, Sampo drops a line about Gepard's pretty eyes and what he'd love to do with his mouth.
Gepard, in a moment that almost makes Sampo stumble, blushes brighter than that time in the bar and stumbles giving Sampo enough time to get away.
Now Sampo has to deal with these revelations while Gepard can't stop thinking about what he said.
He is not a good influence
8n the Tiny portals au: If they dress foolish up right, he could be mistaken for a small child.
Shark
what if i psychoified him
Blep
I sometimes remember that I can draw anything I want to and then that I can make up any headcanon too
so take a Tails Wachowski in dresses doodle dump
A little help maybe
Based on this
tango hunt!!
so within the universe of Dune, gender roles abide by a rigid false dichotomy created by the bene gesserit - men lead the noble houses, while the women may join their order, and the powers of both are kept intentionally separate. at the same time, the plot demonstrates repeatedly that the role of paul atreides as a character is that of the border between the concepts juxtaposed within dichotomies: he is both an outerworlder and fremen, both harkonnen and atreides, both a duke and a disciple of the bene gesserit.
as such, it follows that within the in-universe gender structure, he occupies the roles of both male and female, thus being functionally and societally nonbinary. in this essay, i will -
☀️¿What Happened to the Sunshine Protectors?☀️
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