I Dunno Why But I Feel Like Gepard Can Handle Liquor. Like Sampo Has The Gift Of Bein Smart Knowin His

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Been thinking about Sonic and Tails and how after a few years the two of them finally feel comfortable enough to start treating each other in that mean way that only siblings can be.

He’d never joke if it was something serious- but whenever Tails gets a wound like a scratch or a bruise Sonic will give it a long, hard look while clicking his tongue and say, “I’m sorry bud, but we’re gonna have to amputate :(“ and Tails will magically pull out a hacksaw saying ‘bet’ and Sonic has to wrestle it away from him.

It’s hot outside and Sonic is too lazy to get his own drink so he stands there begging Tails to let him have a quick sip of his:

Sonic: pls just one sip and I’ll give it back

Tails: …5 seconds and that’s it

So Tails gives him the drink and Sonic is being dramatic like “thank you so much bro this means a lot to me”. And Tails stands there watching as Sonic slurps down the rest of his drink until theres nothing left and his brother hands him the empty cup back like “that hit the spot thanks dude :)”. Tails looks down at the empty cup in his hand then back at Sonic and he just full force smashes the cup to the side of his head, water and ice just splashing everywhere.

Tails is working in his lab and every time Sonic goes to visit him and catch up he will always ALWAYS leave the door open when he leaves. Tails will yell at him to leave it closed and Sonic never listens, he’ll just stand there in the door and go 🤷‍♂️ until Tails chases him around the house. Sometimes Tails will legitimately just lock the door and Sonic will scratch outside like a dog kicked out of its home.

Tails is throwing a tantrum and just being particularly snarky and Sonic will always say stupid stuff like:

Sonic: “I literally gave birth to you???”

Tails: “Mf no you did not ☠️”

They make a bet about who can embarrass the other the most in front of strangers. They’re out getting ice cream or something and Sonic is letting Tails choose a flavor at the front, and the worker is talking to them like “how nice that your brother is taking you out for ice cream”. Tails look up at her with a big smile and says, “It sure is. It’s the first time this month since he’s let me out of the house. I’ll have to enjoy this while I can!! 🥹”. The lady looks horrified and Sonic grabs Tails by the scruff of his neck and tries to de-escalate the situation.

Sonic: ahahaaa wowie!!! Kids sure do say the funniest things am I right?? 😁

Tails: 🦊🍦

They’re out shopping and it’s kinda busy and so Tails slips away while his brother is preoccupied and leaves to go do his own thing. An hour passes by and Sonic has already left when Tails sends him a message saying “You forgot me in the store :(“ Sonic goes through the 100 stages of grief before sprinting back and freaking out thinking he’s the worst brother ever and Tails has already been at home waiting for him to get back just to laugh in his face.

Sonic is hyping up Tails to their fans and he playfully ruffles his head and goes, “Yep! He just learned how to tie his own shoes, I’m hoping that he’ll learn his alphabets soon enough. ☺️” and Tails dies on the inside bc now all these people think he’s a second grader.

Mean sibling bonding at its prime.

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Based off of a Incorrect quotes post by @sayon-43

Knuckles: which one of you was going to tell me Tea tastes different in hot water?

Sticks: you were putting it in cold water?

Sonic: *visibly shaking* . Knuckles, Answer the question, Knuckles

Knuckles: yeah, I thought for like five years people would put their tea in hot water to speed up the "tea-ifacation process". Didn't realize there was an actual reason

Sonic: you don't have the patience to put the water in the microwave for three minutes?

Tails: why are you putting water in the microwave to boil it?

Sonic: you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Tails: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE

Sonic: TAILS IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?

Tails: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL WATER ON THE STOVE?!

Sonic: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES

Tails: Just put the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a sauce pan

Sonic: *crying* you're putting the mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted!

Shadow: everyone here is a fucking lunatic

Amy: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!

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