Trashpandaperson - Mans_needs_Therapy

One sided beef in every universe

Tails practice!!

A little help maybe

Based on this

Repost from my tiktok since it might be going down 🥲

guys guys I just had the best idea ever-

Thought I'd share some incorrect quotes with Albedo and his twin. Hope you like them!

Rubedo: I can explain. Albedo: Can you? Rubedo: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Rubedo: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Albedo: Mind your language! Rubedo: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Albedo: Rubedo: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Rubedo: *Accidentally hits Albedo in the face* Rubedo: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Rubedo: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Albedo: What’s wrong with you?!

Rubedo: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Albedo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Rubedo: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Rubedo: Okay, truth or dare? Albedo: Truth Rubedo: How many hours have you slept this week? Albedo: Albedo: ...Dare Rubedo: Go to bed. Albedo: I don’t like this game.

these are all biblically accurate

my favorite colonizer . big risk guy

what fishing can do to a man

the bros ever

tfw your character’s entire lore is quest-locked behind times events and your only shortcoming is Not Playing On Time