-> First Post

Sockeye salmon, if he was just a little buddy

Evil Egg? Nope! Breakfast babyyyy

He deserves to be unhinged more often. As a treat <3

cucurucho as the first server npc we meet gets funnier as time goes on because like, they’re a creepy little cryptic weirdo. but since you haven’t met any other federation workers, you think maybe all federation workers are like that. and then you meet more fed workers and they’re just some guys. so okay, maybe it’s like an administrator thing. and then you meet more administrators and they’re also not like that. and at some point you have to accept that cucurucho is just a weird offputting freak even by federation standards, and we should appreciate this more

LOUD WARNING//

Knuckles is presumed dead until one of the parents gets home and finds him passed out in the closet

Audio

i think there’s something funny in how the expectations for qsmp’s big events with most of the entire server are Always heavy angst, hard lore, high stakes, general horrifying events happening

and then without fail the second that they’re all in the same room it’s just

[minecraft crashes] [loud screaming] [somebody has a soundboard] [entire server crashes] [entire server crashes] [LOUDER SCREAMING] [talking so quickly the translator becomes an eminem song] [10 conversations at once] [the admins having to teleport the players] [new members getting the worst summary you’ve ever heard] [STRIP TEASES] [gay sex] [server crashes]

Make way for the mothman!!!

We do a little alfredo,,,,

Repost from my tiktok since it might be going down 🥲