Those Sweet Sweet Innocent Arms Need To Be Wrapped Around Castiel Softly While He Lays There Dead Awake

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Strawberry Cake (Abe/Miha)

This is my usual comic post of AbeMiha, but I put it under break because unlike usual….THIS TIME THE RATING IS QUITE HARD. In short, the story is about Abe and Mihashi enjoying strawberry cakes…… different way.

Warning: NSFW | Contain boy x boy | Naked bodies | PWP 

PLEASE PLEASE, IF YOU DON’T LIKE BOYxBOY THINGS DON’T CLICK THIS! (And beware for mobile user!)

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JUST GO TO SLEEP, JC, OOOOF

TBH I totes just screenshotted the quote from the Naruto fandom and I made a comic about it because I laughed so hard at the time. This is the testament of my sense of humor uwuuu and NHS cursing, “uncouth”, vulgar and honest when drunk is my shit my mansssss

and WWX’s secret power is totes the dramatic lighting to which he extends to his husband. Little did he know that his beloved shidi has acquired of it (when the golden core transplant happened ooooof) and has owned it sorry broo

I don’t know if this joke works in other languages, but just take it okk?? sobss

My Restless Brain at a 6 pm: Shizuo and Izaya were literally Made for each other. Shizuo was created literally For Izaya, otherwise Izaya would move Too Freely on the Plot.

My brain, going on at 11pm: Shizuo and Izaya could easily be each other's true soulmate on literally any soulmate AU, since they complement and fit each other so perfectly. They would have 1003 problems on DRRR!! actual plot but on literally any other plot, they w o u l d work so well.

My brain, constantly, at 2 AM by now: But it makes So much Sense on DRRR!! actual plot, their refusal to akcnowledge each other's as soulmates and their Deep Feelings for each other that seemingly came out of nowhere. It would explain their behavior and animosity due to their refusal to accept destiny and how their first impression was so strong despite not meeting previously. And also how they ultimately gravitate towards each other.

And a refusal to acknowledge your soulmate aches, not only by rejecting but as being rejected, and could easily become hate.

RyuKyo and SenGen size/physical difference! 💪 ✨

“What are you doing?”

Bruce startles suddenly as a young voice distracts him from the delicious kisses Clark happened to be giving him. “Dickie? Sweetheart what are you doing here?” Bruce questioned softly, pulling away from Clark’s hold and rushing over to his ward. “Are you okay? Did something happen?” Bruce questioned softly.

Dick didn’t seem to be paying attention as Bruce picked him up and cradled him in his arms, instead, he was entirely focused in on Clark standing awkwardly by the table they were just making out on.

“What were you doing?” Dick questioned again, making Clark squirm. The kid’s bright blue eyes were staring into his soul, no trace of the jovial warmth that they usually held.

“Well…” Bruce started, Clark could see his mind moving at a million miles per hour trying to find the best way to explain what happening to the 10 year old. “You know how I told you Clark and I are special friends?”

“Yes… I thought that it just meant best friends.” Dick scowled, finally looking away from Clark and pouting up at Bruce. “I didn’t know that meant kissy friends.”

Bruce made a face and Clark decided now was probably the best time for him to step in and say something. Clark cleared his throat softly and stepped closer to the two. “Um, Dick-“

Clark was cut off by a very sharp glare from the young boy, his lips curled back in a snarl that made the indestructible man pause.

“Chum-“

“Tati, I’m sleepy…” Dick suddenly whined, throwing his arms around Bruce’s neck and burying his face in his shoulder. “Can we go home now? Want you to read me a bedtime story…”

Bruce immediately melted, cooing softly as he patted Dick on the back. “Of course my love, let’s go home right now.” Bruce agreed, throwing Clark an apologetic smile. “I’ll see you later Kal.”

Clark couldn’t help the love sick smile spreading across his face as he watched Bruce walk away, however, Dick could very much help it. Clark’s smile slid off his face once he saw the evil glare the ten year old was throwing at him over Bruce’s shoulder.

He couldn’t help shivering from the chill he felt crawling up his back. “Shit.” Clark muttered, running a hand through his hair.

He had the smallest inkling he just ruined any good grace he had with the young boy due to his romantic relationship with Bruce. How is it that he’s so scared of such a little boy?

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín & Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Characters: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Parenthood, (well unclehood), florist!Jiang Cheng, teacher!lan xichen, angsty teen!jin ling, wangxian wedding planning, Angst and Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending, Slow Burn, most characters dead in canon are dead at the start of this fic, Family Dynamics, jin ling’s Been Through It poor kid, jiang cheng is not good at parenting but he tries (oh my god does he try) Summary:

Jiang Cheng does not have time to be a best man at Wei Wuxian’s wedding. Not only does he have to run the family business all by himself, but he also has to raise his teenage nephew - a task that’s starting to feel increasingly impossible.

The last thing he needs is to waste time planning Wei Wuxian’s wedding. Especially when it means working with his stupidly attractive, insufferably nice fellow best man, Lan Xichen.

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