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@alkalinefrog suggested that I publish the headcanons I wrote with her in response to her escape room ask. I didn't wanna postjack but I thought I might as well share.

Including some of Alka's own thoughts and contributions, stylized like this! I copy pasted her words directly from the chat we shared, but some of mine have been elaborated on because they were my own statements and I had some other things to add!

It takes a little while, but eventually, L mentions that there might be a way to beat this without resorting to asking the Taskforce. Nobody knows of their shame except, of course, Watari. Once L explains his idea, Light is completely on board.

The three, even Misa, come back with Mello, Matt and Near for some support and area coverage. Misa was determined to see this through when she saw how much this meant to Light!

"Besides. This will be an excellent learning experience for them -" "Round two motherfuckers let's go." "Light, do not curse in front of the children."

"Fuck yes let's do this." "Near, do not encourage him."

It's pretty much canon that Near is a worse pottymouth than Mello is. Chickenshit President.

Mello drops like a solid loud F bomb here and there, but Near sprinkles it into his regular speech completely nonchalant lolol Oh man, Mello would be ON BOARD with Light's aggressive haunted house redemption arc I love the idea of L calmly chiding his boyfriend for being a bad influence on the kiddos All three of them take to Light like ducks to water tho 😭♥️

It's a matter of pride to Light and he's not afraid to let that show. He thinks that's an important lesson to instill in the children anyway - take pride in your abilities and if someone insults you, come back twice as hard.

L disagrees with this as a lesson. Mello points out the hypocrisy of that.

"Yes, but that means I have firsthand experience."

"If you don't think we should be learning from this, why are we here?" Matt asks at one point. "Oh, I read that these make for excellent teambuilding exercises. Aside from that, I just don't think you should be learning from Light's aggressive grudge keeping." Mello stares for almost a solid minute.

"Aight imma head out." "Mello come back here." "Nope." "You must get over your feelings with Near." "Bottlin' it." "Mello please."

"where's the door" "Mello that's the point, we have to find it together" "GODDAMMIT"

L's like "don't worry, this will be great practice for when you collaborate on cases---- Light you're doing that wrong" "Screw you L" "Please" All three kids "..."

"Mello, you must learn to put your emotions aside for the good of a case. It's an invaluable skill." "Like when you let a man be killed cause it made Kira react?" "Did it work?" L actually allows himself a smug little smile as Mello fails to come up with a response to that.

Near notices how Light is quietly fuming at that statement. Interesting.

Near goes "Light, what do you think about the Lind L-----" "Let's go kids, this room isn't gonna escape itself!" Near: side eyes

It's a journey of Self Discovery for all of them!

Matt learns that he can hide behind anyone and get some sort of comfort from them because he has the Saddest Face when he's scared. Light gives this most easily, because he already has experience as an older sibling. He lets Matt grab onto the back of his shirt and puts his arm over his shoulders. They could pass for half siblings, L notes.

AWWW

Near gains a whole new vocabulary of Japanese curse words following Light around

Near learns that ghosts are, in fact, quite frightening when they're in front of you. They were never nervous or worried about stories or even movies, but seeing them in person is quite different.

Near also learns that they're not good at figuring out where the clues have been hidden, but once they have them they're good at figuring out how to use them.

Mello learns that he could make a better escape room because God these hiding places are so obvious. They're also good at figuring out motives and profiling people.

Mello knows People, Near knows Application. Analyze and utilize. L decides that they must be better advised on how to work together.

Misa learns that when kids are clever and well behaved, she actually quite enjoys their company. She thought she didn't like kids because she's used to them being loud and obnoxious and poorly behaved from her time in America, and she didn't really observe children in Japan because their quiet and proper manners let them slip under her radar.

Misa ends up bonding most of all with Near due to their being odd ones out in their trios. Mello is very confused as to why the goth chick is so fond of Papercraft Child. For all of their differences, they end up quite good friends, and Near even gets Misa to help them with the puzzles as a second pair of hands and willing ears.

Mello ends up ignoring a lot of Near's advice outwardly, but when nobody's looking, he tries what Near suggested because it does make sense. "Hah! Got it!" "Well done, Mello, what was the answer?" "..."

Upon exiting, Light throws his arms up in the air and lets out a bellowing cackle that leaves everyone mildly concerned. Except for Matt. Matt's still clinging to him. Matt does not care that his new Big Brother has mildly concerning habits.

Senku’s who apparently very open to public display affection when he’s in relationship….. They just go out so Gen didn’t know about this (yet) 😛

This fic added like 10 years to my life, give it some love

Xichengclipse 2021 Day 3

Stalker - Courtship

Warnings for a past abusive relationship and stalking. Jiang Cheng is still fucked up about it, but it’s only ever talked about.

When Jiang Cheng finds the unstamped letter in his mailbox, he doesn’t immediately think anything of it. It happens frequently enough that some religious groups or protesters go from house to house to deliver their letters and Jiang Cheng has half a mind simply throwing it away without even reading it.

But then he catches sight of his name on the envelop and that’s when he starts to worry.

He still takes the letter with him into his apartment, unwilling to read it out in the open, but instead of immediately opening it once he’s inside he thumbs the envelope for a while.

Surely it cannot be. This hasn’t happened in a long time and Wen Xu should still be in prison.

Jiang Cheng is probably worrying for nothing.

With that thought in mind he finally opens the letter, scanning it once, before it falls out of his numb fingers.

This cannot be happening again.

Dear Jiang Cheng, the card reads. I really do enjoy seeing you every day and I would want nothing more than to go on a date with you, if you would do me that honour. I’m eagerly awaiting your answer.

It’s not signed.

It’s not signed and Jiang Cheng finds that he has trouble breathing.

Seeing you every day, the card says and Jiang Cheng has to fight the urge to cover all his windows up and never leave his apartment again.

Instead of giving in to that urge though, he fumbles for his phone and dials Wei Wuxian’s number as quickly as his shaking fingers will let him.

“My dearest little brother,” Wei Wuxian greets him with and his antics do make him feel a little bit more grounded, Jiang Cheng has to admit to that.

The underlaying panic is still there, though.

“Please tell me Wen Xu is still in prison,” Jiang Cheng says without greeting him and he refuses to have a panic attack when he’s met with silence.

“I haven’t heard anything else,” Wei Wuxian finally says, and all traces of humour have vanished from his voice. “What’s going on?”

“Can you check?” Jiang Cheng wants to know, because he’s not going to sleep well without absolute certainty that Wen Xu is in prison and can not watch him every single day.

“I can check in with Wen Qing. She keeps close tabs on him. But I’m sure she would have told me if anything changed. What’s happening, Jiang Cheng?”

“It’s probably nothing,” Jiang Cheng mutters, because of course Wei Wuxian is right.

If Wen Xu got released early, Wen Qing would have at least told Wei Wuxian, if not Jiang Cheng himself. Of course there’s no reason to worry like this.

“Tell me about it anyway,” Wei Wuxian coaxes him.

“I got this card,” Jiang Cheng tells him, and reads it out to him.

It doesn’t sound any better out loud, Jiang Cheng has to admit.

“It could be a secret admirer,” Wei Wuxian says after a beat of silence and Jiang Cheng scoffs.

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Bullying Hanai is maybe my favorite thing to do………

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín & Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Characters: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Parenthood, (well unclehood), florist!Jiang Cheng, teacher!lan xichen, angsty teen!jin ling, wangxian wedding planning, Angst and Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending, Slow Burn, most characters dead in canon are dead at the start of this fic, Family Dynamics, jin ling’s Been Through It poor kid, jiang cheng is not good at parenting but he tries (oh my god does he try) Summary:

Jiang Cheng does not have time to be a best man at Wei Wuxian’s wedding. Not only does he have to run the family business all by himself, but he also has to raise his teenage nephew - a task that’s starting to feel increasingly impossible.

The last thing he needs is to waste time planning Wei Wuxian’s wedding. Especially when it means working with his stupidly attractive, insufferably nice fellow best man, Lan Xichen.

i haven’t been drawing anything else all weekend help

Senku and Gen, side to side.

High School!AU Five Generals! :3

i am so tired have some really lazy sketches of the kids