Stozier Best Bros Content + Reddie = Chef's Kiss Mwah

So my tumblr-bro Mel made THIS POST and then it was four in the morning and this seemed like a good idea for some reason???

(p.s. I imagine this being sung and beat-boxed by whichever members of the pack happen to be present. I bet Erica is a better beat-boxer than me. I bet everyone is a better beat-boxer than me.)

LYRICS: 

You got the power, you do what you want Red eyes and tight jeans You know what that means Gotta go out and bite some motherfucking teens, ya heard?

Right in the side, ‘cause that’s my style, bitch Stick with me and live a life worthwhile, what Got a Camaro and I still can’t smile Hostile, now line up single-file 

Everybody do the Alpha Strut say heeeey 

All the betas in the club go There’s a wolf I can get behind Look at that swagger

Do the alpha strut All the betas in the house now Take a look at my eyebrows I can somersault!

(The kanima was not my fault)

EDIT: To properly dance to this, put on skintight pants and walk like you’re suddenly bowlegged and exaggeratedly nonchalant: 

heeeeyyy look I solved 3zun

@guqin-and-flute and I were discussing how one of the major conflicts at the heart of 3zun is "I want to help you but I don't want to let you help me". both Mingjue and Xichen wind up caving and letting the others help them at certain points, but it takes a LOT to persuade JGY to be anything other than holding on white-knuckled to his issues, shaking like a chihuahua, insisting through gritted teeth that HoNeStLy GeGeS i'M fInE

i apologize for being nosy, and please don't answer this if you don't want to, but i remember a few years ago you had identified as asexual and i was wondering if you still do? i did for a long time but i'm with a new partner now and i'm starting to wonder if maybe the connection just wasn't right with anyone before and that's why i wasn't into having sex? is that normal? i mean, i identified that way for YEARS so i'm just. very confused at myself.

I mean listen, I’m in my 30s. These labels don’t mean a lot to me anymore. Like, literally everything is normal. Everything is fine so long as nobody’s feelings are being hurt. Don’t worry about some label that used to be useful maybe not being useful anymore. Thank it for its service and let it retire. Maybe one day it will be useful again. That doesn’t change anything about you, because you are, and always have been, a complex, multifaceted, constantly changing kaleidoscope of emotional and sexual needs, and “asexual” is just a word that helped you make sense of it for a while.

Like, y’all, give yourselves a break. Sex is complicated. Some people are straight their whole lives, and then they meet one person who changes everything. Some people are one thing for a while, then they’re another thing, then they go back to being the first thing. Some people stay one thing forever. Some people are really into something in their 20s that grosses them out to even think about for the rest of their lives. All if it’s normal.

The words you put on your orientation are not elementally a part of you. They are tools, and as tools they should serve a function. That function can be to help you understand and categorize your own experiences and desires. It can be to help you find a community. It can be to help you get laid. It can just be to set social expectations. These words can be a revelation when you first apply them to yourself: they can be life-saving. But you are not beholden to them. 

“Idk, I thought of myself as ace for a long time, but I’m into my current partner, so like, enh? I’m having a good time and my partner and I are both happy, so I guess labels aren’t really useful to me right now” can be all you have to say on the subject.

Silly comic about scenario penalty

In the early days of Meng Yao being in Qinghe Nie Mingjue kept mistaking him for Nie Huaisang from behind. Roughly the same height, hand me downs… well… oops

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High School!AU Five Generals! :3

Three out of prompt of AbeMiha Home Series! So, who out of two that drinks all the coffee? 

I don’t know why but since I started to filling this meme, I’ve been positioning them with future settings…. and my headcanon for future!AbeMiha is always Abe trying to be athlete doctor (so in uni) and Miha is training in pro athlete team.

Both won’t drink coffee too much generally, but when it’s exam weeks and such Abe will finish all the coffee because he needs to stay awake with his nose buried between his med books’ pages!

Btw I realized that some of the comic I make is really…out of character… maybe you actually expect yelling Abe and sobbing Miha like usual………..gomen for that orz

gen loves… [x]

Milkvan is really just the epitome of "do I love them or do I want to be them?" with El looking at all his family photos and Mike idolizing her ability to save the ones she loves from the start.

For Xichengclipse2021 DAY 1: Strangers

POV: You just came back from traveling, tired yet fulfilled. Then you see the most beautiful being, in what essentially is, your backyard. Whatchu gonna do? (A. Marry them; B. Pine for another 15 years)

Btw a little self-indulgent shufu LQR adoring JC dialogue because its what my son deserves.