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Finished with the Wade sticker design!! I like how it turned out :DD He’s holding Baby Knife and Nicepool’s Gold Plated Desert Eagles!
Only wish printers could print in bright RGB neon though :( this is the duller CMYK version and I don’t like it as much. I might post the RGB version but the colours are so eyestrainy because I was trying to get them as bright as possible haha
Poolverine margin doodles~
Poolverine 12. Writer and editor au
“And how many fucking times have you tried calling this guy?” Logan asked Ellie who looked far too tired for it to only be Monday.
“Three on Thursday, ten on Friday, and so far sixteen today.” He checked his watch, it was only 11am.
“You sure he’s not dead?” The woman shook her head, sitting up straighter as she pulled her computer close. Logan came around to her side, watching as she typed away. A website he knew his daughter used to post memes and ‘shit-posts dad, it’s a hellsite’ came up. She logged in and second later had another account up.
“He’s been blogging all night. Memes, pokemon fanart, some boobs on his private account. This is his main where fans sometimes send questions and he sometimes answers them. That question there.” She pointed to a question. ‘Why don’t you get off your lazy ass and reply to your goddamn editor’. “I asked him that at 2am.
Logan scratched at his scruff as he read the reply. ‘My dear dear Ellie, suck my dick. I’ll send you the next chapter once I’m done.’
“And that’s the only communication he’s given you? When the hell is his book due?” He lent back. Ellie turned in her seat and shook her head at him.
“No. I sent him another question and he made a post about authors needing time to see their babies grow or some shit. That’s the last I heard from him, but he reblogged a cat playing in snow about a minute ago.” She was back on her laptop, refreshing the page. “And some fanart for his series.”
“Hm.” Logan grunted looking over the screen once more. Deadpool, real name Wade Wilson was a handful. That’s how he went through six editors in two years. Ellie was at her wits end and had called in Logan to deal with him. Logan was the editor they called in as a last choice. He wasn’t afraid to barge into an author's house and harass them until they wrote. Charles, the owner of the publishing house, said to him that this guy might be his biggest task yet. “And when is his book due?”
“Next monday. He has a week to get three chapters done, and for me to edit them. Charles wanted it half a month ago.”
“Got it. Pack up your laptop, we are going to give this little prick a visit.”
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“Hey now, you’re an all star, something something, get paid.” A voice from the otherside of the door that the two editors stood at. Logan clenched his jaw as he knocked on the door. There was silence before a light patter of feet came to the door. Logan stood there with his arms crossed, Ellie just off to the side to not be seen by the author through the peephole.
“Are you the dancer Dopinder got me for my birthday?” Came the voice on the other side of the door. Logan uncrossed his arms, and jutted out a hip.
“Sure thing Bub. Open the door so we can get the party started, darlin’” The door was unlocked and thrown open with such speed it nearly got torn off its hinges. Logan didn’t waste another second, shouldering himself inside with Ellie on his heels.
“What- Oh come on! You got me excited for nothing?” The man whine when he saw the woman enter. “What, did you get me this piece of eye candy in hopes to trade for the next chapter?”
Logan ignored the man as he looked around the room. Pizza boxes, random socks thrown on the floor, the dumbest looking dog he’d ever seen laying beside an open laptop. He moved towards the laptop and opened it up.
“Chapter 23
What the actual fuck do I write here. They all died. The end.”
“Hey, that's private info that’s only supposed to be between me and the Xavier’s publishing house.” Wade had slapped the laptop out of Logan’s hands. It landed on the dog, who gave a disgruntled sniff and layed back down.
“I am a fucking editor. He’s still working on chapter 23, what was the last chapter you got?” Ellie opened up her own laptop and was going through some documents. She looked a little less disheartened when she looked up again.
“20.” Logan grabbed Wade by the shoulder and shoved him down beside the dog. With one hand holding him there, he bent down so they were face to face. He ignored the man’s pretty eyes as he spoke.
“Here is what we are going to do Bub. You are going to give your editor those two chapters, then you and I are going to get the next few out. I don’t care if I have to tie you up and glue your hand’s to the fucking keyboard. You will start writing, and you will not stop until your fingers bleed. You are getting this done, today.” Wade looked from Logan to Ellie.
“Where the hell did you find this guy? He’s going to get my dick hard, not get rid of my writer’s block.” Logan grabbed him, spun him around and pinned him on the floor, sitting on the man’s back.
“I’m the editor they call when authors are being little shits.” Wade moaned into the floor and nodded.
“Yeah, Okay. I can work with this. Sexy mafia boss business. Got a real bad boy air aboutcha ”
“Send me the last two chapters Wade, and I can leave you two to… all this.” She waved a hand at them. Logan sat the computer in front of Wade, still sitting on his back. The man quickly sent the editor the last two chapters. He then opened his own document.
“Chapter 23.
Write here about MC getting his fucking back blown out by some mafia boss-editor person.”
Mentally Unwell Wade + Friends.
Wade’s friends have different ways to try to help him when he’s in the middle of a psychosis episode. When he’s having a bad one about the Viewer’s watching him, each friend has a different way to help:
If they are at home: Logan hides him. Will wrap him up in pillows and blankets until nothing can be seen by anyone and will lay on top of him. He’ll crush Wade, cover his whole body so no one can see him. His own weighted blanket.
If out in public, he’ll be a watchdog. Double, triple, how many times needed, check to make sure noone is watching them. He’ll wrap an arm around Wade and walk with his claws out. Anyone wanna have their eyes on Wade- they’ll get Logan’s claws in their eyes.
Laura will make him question, in the most rude teenager way possible. "Why?"
“Why do you think anyone would want to watch you?” It's rude, but it works. Why would anyone be watching him? At the moment he’s watching TV with his family- why would the Viewers want to watch that? It’s boring. Why? Nothing worth watching. It weirdly calms him down. Just why?
Vanessa will tell him she understands he’s scared, and that yeah this fucking sucks this feeling. She’ll offer a makeover- If the Viewers are looking for Wade, they just have to make Wade disappear for a bit. The makeover has a lot of pampering to it, baths and face masks. A bit of distraction too, gossiping and painting their nails. It gets his mind off what his brain is telling him for a bit.
Dopinder will pick him up wherever he is and they’ll drive. He’ll weave in and out of traffic with the music loud. The Viewer's can’t see him if they are faster than the speed limit. They’ll get on the highway and drive faster than the voices can reach them. Dopinder will chatter away about customers he’s had as of late, and try to get Wade involved with a conversation of some sort. He’ll drive and drive and drive, and Wade will talk.
They might not understand what Wade is feeling or thinking, but all can see he’s scared. They love their friend and will do whatever is needed to help him out until his brain becomes less mean. Sometimes that’s making him question his thoughts, sometimes that’s a makeover, sometimes that’s going for a drive, and sometimes that’s bringing him somewhere safe to wait it out.
Sometimes there is nothing they can do. They just stay by his side and wait it out. Letting him know he’s not alone. He is safe. He is loved. He is not alone.
Deadpool: these twins are just for show, the real weapons are these hips 😘
I’ve been playing Lego Marvel with my brother and it’s been making me think about a Lego Deadpool universe (like there’s a Lego Spiderman universe in Into the Spider Verse).
Honestly I’d play a game with just Deadpool and Wolverine completing missions that the TVA assigns them. Their main nemesis is Paradox and some missions they meet other characters that can help like Laura, Domino, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, etc.
I just think it’d be funny watching them banter while they destroy shit to get coins and unlock levels.
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Some more fish
His blood is blue
Wade: Hey, Wolvie~!
Logan: Wade, I swear to god - if you ask me to repopulate the world with you one more time, I’ll-
Wade: Is that a no? :(
Cropped version:
ITS DONE!! It took forever but it was worth it :D I drew this for my half-baked poolverine au! It’s kind of a post-apocalyptic time skip, and it’s based on 616 Wade and Wolvie, so not from the Poolverine movie >•< I’m thinking of maybe doing a couple more pieces of them in this au :D
AU lore dump/intro (TL;DR at the end):
It’s been decades (maybe even centuries - who’s keeping track?) since civilisation collapsed, and there’s little left but ruins and bones. Shattered buildings, once tall and steady, litter the skyline.
By all accounts, it’s the end of the world.
And yet, Wade Wilson and Logan Howlett still live on. Their healing factors, although not as fast as they once were, still refuse to let them die. Everyone, and everything, they had once known though, is long gone. Taken by the collapse or just the quiet passing of time. But they’ve managed to find each other, and they’ve made it work.
Right after the collapse, Logan spent months alone, furious and hurting at the loss of the people he’d never been able to admit he cared for. He never stopped moving, tracking faint scent trails across near-empty countries, looking for someone, anyone, that he had known before. Looking for those that he didn’t yet know were alive or dead. ‘Ro, Kurt, Laura, Scott - anyone. Well- anyone but Wade Fucking Wilson.
Logan tries getting rid of Wade for a while after they meet. He yells at him, stabs him, threatens him - but Wade clings on like a damn limpet. A loud, overly affectionate limpet. And for the next few weeks, Logan does not know silence. Wade follows him everywhere.
Eventually, Logan just gives up and stops trying to abandon him in a cave somewhere. He even starts sharing his food and water when it becomes clear that Wade has the self-preservation skills of a newly born puppy. And now that he’s not actively trying to lose Wade, Logan starts noticing something weird’s going on with him. More so than usual, anyway. Sometimes he’ll just stop mid-sentence, confused, unsure of what he was talking about or what he was doing. Or he’ll miss a step while walking, and look around like he’s not sure when he’d gotten here. (Think Wade in the Deadpool and Cable comics prior to Nate using his funky telepathic powers to make it better). He asks Wade about it, and gets a messy answer about regenerative healing factors, cancer, and ‘people who keep fucking about with his brain cells’. Logan chalks it up to what happened in the collapse - no one got out of that unscathed.
Once it’s clear that it’s not something Logan can fix with his claws or his tools, he stops asking. Instead, he compensates. They make it work. Logan gets good at giving Wade the rundown of what’s happened that day when Wade forgets, and dragging him back when he wanders off. And Wade knows to pull Logan out of his thoughts when he notices his Wolvie being a bit too broody and standoffish. Wade understands what Logan’s lost, why he’s still looking so desperately for the ones he loved. Wade had lost his own people, though he has no reason to search like Logan. You can’t look for someone you’ve already buried.
And so Logan and Wade keep travelling. Weeks turn into months, months turn into years, and years turn into decades. The little outposts of survivors that they come across get sparser and sparser, until they disappear completely. Green starts taking over shattered concrete and brick, and the rubble of cities gets covered by a layer of moss and brush. Animals begin settling in on top of the remains of what was once human, and it becomes easier to think that maybe people had never walked the earth at all.
And soon, it becomes clear. They’re the only ones left.
TL;DR: A ‘would you love me if I was the only man left on earth’ situation but it’s not hypothetical.
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