Before You Declare Someone A “himbo”, Ask Yourself, Whether He Has At Least Three (3) Characteristics

Before you declare someone a “himbo”, ask yourself, whether he has at least three (3) characteristics of the Original Himbo, Achilles.

- Stupid weak ankles

- Tendency to become a blanket burrito to avoid problems

- Boyfriend who steals his clothes

- Swole but in like a cute way

- Long flowing hair

- Willing to drag the body of his enemy around the walls of the city on his chariot/longboard/pistachio green fiat 500

- Lived in a cave for a while

- Wears pretty dresses for plot convenience and/or aesthetic

- Cute and he knows it

These are the questions we must ask ourselves. Before you knight a man the sacred title of himbo STOP and think...is this what Achilles died for?

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