imagine. you are sitting in front of your television or streaming device, about to watch the owl house season 2 episode 21, king's tide. but right at the start of the episode, you hear hooty say (accompanied by a card transcribing what he's saying),
"this episode has some intense final scenes. it might be scary for younger viewers."
Teacher: Okay class, today we will be learning about treasury-secretary Alexander Hamilton
Hamiltrash: HOW DOES A-
Teacher: Never mind. Today we will be learning about William Shakespear:
Shakespeeps: It’s so incredibly hard-
Teacher: WE WILL BE LEARNING ABOUT THE FRENCH REVOLUTION
Le Mis fans: *Raises hands aggressively in French*
Teacher: Um- We will learn about the newsboy strike-
Fansies: :))))))))))
Teacher: We will learn about Henry the Eighth
Six fans: DIVORCED..
Teacher: We will learn about the AIDS epidemic of the eighties
Rent and Falsettos fans: *Sad screeching*
Teacher: MATH TIME: We are learning how to convert measurements of time… no one? Okay, for example, how many minutes are in a year
Rent fans: *Still screeching, now happy screeches*
Teacher: *Looking up random things to teach*: We will learn about... Arteriovenous malformation
A new brain fans: *whispering* it’s my day *Screaming*HE HAS TROUBLE IN HIS BRAIN-
Teacher: c-class dismissed
Theater kids: okay y’all, let’s go sing in an IHOP
Nothing kills their vibe, I respect that 😌
Jesus and Judas: *having a literal fistfight in the middle of dinner*
The apostles: 🕺🏼look💃at🕺🏼all💃my🕺🏼trials💃and🕺🏼tribulations💃
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Sam and Dean: This can’t get any worse now, can it?
Castiel: Sure it can, just give me a minute
My school didn’t think of blocking Tumblr from our websites
Now I am here and nothing will stop me 😌
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When I first watched that scene I imagined Jesus right after The Last Supper be like: Perdón por tanta violencia (Sorry for so much violence)
Tim Minchin in Jesus Christ Superstar
push
Get betrayed by said bestie with a kiss.
be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.
Aye now show me yours