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“I’m so sick of politics in video games”

what the person likely actually means:

“I’m tired of badly shoehorned references to the current POTUS or the 2016 US Presidential Election that will age like milk”

“I don’t like to see idiotic swipes or jokes at the expense of Richard Spencer or someone like that, because nobody fucking understands what the hell you’re talking about unless you’re a no lifer that lives online like me and I feel the lesser for it”

“Do you really need to put in a “So much for the tolerant ______” joke in your game?”

“Your attempt at exploring politics through the writing for your game would be embarrassing for a 16 year old to write and you’re fucking in your 30s holy fucking shit”

“I see what you tried to do here but you categorically failed entirely and only made a half baked surface level take”

“Nice joke, did John Oliver write it for you?”

“why did you say “triggered” or put an attack helicopter joke in this thing this is not a flashgame on newgrounds what the fuck is wrong with you”

“This transgender character that behaves like no actual trans person behaves is actually extremely offensively written and your attempts to deflect criticism by accusing your critics and detractors of transphobia and being the alt right are reductive and unhelpful”

“god can I please follow an indie game developer I liked on twitter without having to be held hostage by their bizarre meltdowns every week?”

what absolute idiots hear:

“I am somehow both a nazi and a coward centrist with no ideals at the same time!”

oop

Uh huh… but men not squishing their balls is harassment towards women.

In which JonTron says there is no discrimination in western countries.

All roads lead back to the Roman Empire.

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

men ain’t shit

lol

So to make a long story short, my brother is getting married and last week i organised my brothers stag weekend. we rented out a narrow boat and had a pirate themed weekend.  one night we decided to go ashore for a night on the town. it was on this night some drunk person decided he didn't like me and decided to assault me. after the altercation, this person was taken away by the doormen and handed to the police.

i was fine, just a small nose bleed. seems the guy was so drunk he couldn't aim.

after the incident i regrouped with my brother and after he found out he went spare and wanted to take matters into his own hands. after calming him down and having a talk about it he said to me.

"You're my little brother. Nobody messes with my little brother!" 

it was this sentence that made it clear to me how much i mean to my brother and how much he means to me. 

thanks big bro, you mean a lot to me.