Ibrahim: €66,286/€80,000

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

something rlly fascinating about one kind of response ive gotten to telling ppl im cutting off my parents: “im sorry its come to that”. sympathetic right? its assumed that something has gone wrong, the relationship has followed a trajectory to a stage that is irretrievable (from where?), and that this stage is something i regret and would rather not have reached. that the parental bond is good, that i would obviously prefer to preserve it, and that my parents have said things or taken actions of late that have necessitated this step. in a recent attempt at contact, my mother asked “if we have done something to upset you”. i could say lots about my relationship to my parents here, but i dont want to miss the wood for the trees. that relationship was formative; i was a child, these are people that raised that child, that taught it how to be a person, as parents are wont. what if my parents have not done anything new? what if nothing has changed in their disposition to me? the problem may be precisely that, that nothing has changed. is that not the promise of the family? the infinite perpetuation of the blessed present? not the exception but the rule. this present is unbearable to me, and so i would like to change myself. im not sorry

"get a job" "unemployed behaviour" okay but like. girl your ableism

Fine, okay, look, you've been a perfect little pet for mommy. That's what you wanted to hear right? That you've been a perfect pet? Well you've left a lot to be desired as a fucking roommate. Mommy's getting tired of picking up the slack with the chores we were supposed to split evenly. Good girls do what they're told, right? How about this: good girls pick up the beer cans they left on the coffee table. Good girls refill the dishwasher before they get high and destroy a pot of ramen on the stove. Can good girls refill the fucking ice tray? Please? Come the fuck on stop humping my leg for one second

transition will make you happy in a way that nobody could possibly warn you about. it will never sound nearly as wonderful as it feels. there are just no words

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

btw yall if youre in an elevator and a wheelchair user is trying to get in (or out) - hold the door for them! it can take a minute to get into the elevator/get facing the right direction and our hands are, uh, occupied.

it’s really funny seeing people say “omg shut up about trans men being sexist to trans women you stupid bitch feminist in the real world trans guys and trans girls are making out” and then i go to a party in real life and meet a bunch of trans girls and they’re like “i hate those posts they’re so sexist” LMFAO