NEURON ACTIVATION.

shut up and look at this

what the heck

is that level of detail even legal

The White Lady

The pattern on her outfit took a long time but I’m really happy with how she turned out!!!

i could draw something awesome and end up doing this. (no regrets tho) 

stop making me want to play destiny 2 it’s a mistake for sure

...well in the wake of the recent chaos of the season finale, everyone post how your guardians are responding below! My main hunter, Aeris, is currently dissociating from a potent cocktail of shell shock and grief, while his half-sister Marcie (titan) is ugly crying. My retired guardian Petrichor-12 is also currently forcing himself to Not Think About It by knitting as many new blankets for eliksni babies as possible

blasphemous a 2D sidescrolling pixel rpg about a silent sword wielding warrior from a plagued land is getting a dlc and should not be confused with dead cells another 2D sidescrolling pixel rpg where you play as a sword wielding warrior from a plagued land which also has dlc or hyper light drifter a 2D pixel rpg where you play as a silent sword wielding warrior from a plagued land and is getting a sequel or hollow knight a 2D sidescrolling rpg where you play as a silent sword wielding warrior from a plagued land with dlc and getting a sequel

The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.

Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.

Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.

I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.

I finish and there is a long pause.

"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.

now you knock that off right now mister

Teefers study

waow

robit

Odysseus with a lisp

Odythiyith

(Courtesy of my sister)

A frequent occurence

every time…

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