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Finally, the

The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.

Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.

Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.

I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.

I finish and there is a long pause.

"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.

Odysseus with a lisp

Odythiyith

(Courtesy of my sister)

I'll be frank

I'm a sucker for video game characters doing normal human things

DnD (k)night!

nothing

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

All motivation should be structured like this

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

“Endless” “Immovable” “levitating” we call that a rocky planetoid but okay

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

i can’t believe i didn’t notice the pattern sooner

we are doomed

time is a circle

Oh god.. sun and moon.. the mouths that canonically don’t move.. the fanon tongues and *ahem*… the constant smiles…

It’s sans all over again

But i don’t know if i should pronounce it yin or yēn

i cant look at "y/n" and place my own name into it. thats a name on its own. y/n is a character to me