Usopp's Mother: Knock Knock

Sanji: if I say I love you, will you say it back?

Nami: yes

Sanji: I love you 🥰

Nami: It back

Sanji:.....

Nami:......

Nami: that'll be 10,000 berries

Sanji *Has a dream about Zoro*

Gets up and walks to Zoro

Kicks him is the face

Zoro: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR SHIT COOK!?

Sanji: STAY THE HELL OUTTA MY DREAMS BASTARD!!

Zoro: ......

Sanji: ......

Zoro: That's kinda Ga-

*insert fried marimo here*

*Stawhats walk into a small village*

*everyone runs away*

Chopper: why are they running away?

Nami: it's because we're pira-

Luffy: They are all afraid of my autistic swag

Nami: .....

Usopp: .....

Zoro: .....

Sanji: .....

Franky: .....

Robin: .....

Brook: .....

Jimbei: .....

Chopper: makes sense

Sanji: insulting the fuck outta Zoro

Zoro: You're so beautiful

Sanji: #@!*\₩* ExCuSe mE!?!

Zoro: Sorry, just couldn't keep it in my head any longer.

Sanji who's totaly not whipped: DON'T THINK YOUR COMPLIMENTS WILL MAKE ME FORGIVE YOU!

(He forgave him 5 minutes later)

Antagonist: Trying to face me!? you don't have the balls!!!

Luffy: ..... *Frantically runs away and jumps into Franky's arms*

Luffy: FRANKY THEY TOOK MY BALLS!!!!!!

Frank'y: an unforgivable sin >:[

Nami: wtf

Um excuse me it might what?

People trying to push their opinionz on me be like.

Yeah muscles are so hot.

Eh, to you i guess

What do you mean I guess? They ARE you're just wrong, you haven't seen REAL muscles

Like......Stfu! Keep your vacuum sealed men to yourse-

I meant on women

AWOOGA 😍

When the ASL brothers fight they still sleep together because they can't sleep alone but they put little pillow walls in between eachother.

(SPOILERS)

So! If Sabo has that nasty scar on his face, it's safe to assume he has terrible vision in that eye right? NOW image him smiling at Luffy and he tried to pat his head but misses entirely, trips over, falls on his face and then just sits there like he's a stone figure and suddenly bursts into tears.

The crew are just mortified by the sight of this and Luffy is just pissing himself laughing

(SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THIS I'M BEGING YOU)

Sanji: Marimo, would you love me if I were a worm?

Zoro: .....You're human?

Sanji: .....

Zoro: .....

*LOUD FIGHTING NOISES*