Hehe

*Sobs violently* I LOVE LUFFY, I'M ADMITTING IT!!! I just finished one piece (the manga) and I'm crying. Why is he so FRIEND SHAPED! LIKE stop >:[

Law: I'm afraid your friend (Zoro) is dead, he suffered from two heart attacks.

Luffy: What!? I thought people only had one heart?

Law: no I mean he had them back to back.

Luffy: HE HAD TWO BACKS!?

Sabo: Ah, well looks like we can't mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one

Ace: Manslaughter it is

It's ✨️them✨️

Lil Luffy: O H MY GOD

Lil Ace: WHAT!? What's wrong!?

Lil Luffy: Waffles are just pancakes with abs!!!!

Lil Ace: ......

Lil Luffy: :D

Lil Ace: you're adopted

I woke up today and was excited that my brother started a conversation with me.... I regret waking up.

Here's how the conversation went

Brother (Mockingly): ohmygod you left your room?!

Me: yes I have and I immediately regret it as seeing your face has wounded me

Brother: so mean,anyway you know how you like One Piece?

Me (excited someone has brought up my special interest and is now committed to the conversation): Uh huh What about it?

Brother: well is saw this crossover and thought of you *stupid smug smile*

Me: oh really? Lemme see

Brother: *shows me a fucking fic with a One Piece and My Little Pony CROSSOVER*

Me: ..........I hate you

Brother: Lmao

I need this as a poster on my wall

Hang in there choppa!

Sanji: if I say I love you, will you say it back?

Nami: yes

Sanji: I love you 🥰

Nami: It back

Sanji:.....

Nami:......

Nami: that'll be 10,000 berries

Wow,50 followers?? Where are you coming from? Thanks guys, glad you enjoy my shitposts

Sabo stareing at Luffy and Ace realising his hair and eyes are different from them

Sabo: *GASPS* IM ADOPTED!?

Luffy: But Sabo were al-

Ace: no no, let's see how long it takes him to realise.

(P.S it took 3 days)

I'm dying