I'm Not The Biggest OrnamentCookie Fan But I Thought This Was Funny.

Some miscellaneous AZ headcanons because I’m feeling wistful tonight

-he plays many instruments in his free time, the ancient versions have been lost to time but he’s whittled a flute for himself (all the conventional ones are too small) and dabbles in the lute and dulcimer

- he smells like wildflowers, not through any effort, it’s just a passive he has lmao

- he treats hotel Z like a friend, and is very fastidious and dedicated to its care (even though it looks like a hodgepodge of mismatched items, that’s intentional on his part because he likes that aesthetic). He often talks about the hotel like it’s listening

- his online footprint is close to nonexistent, with the only high-quality photos of him being from the parade at the end of XY. Urbain/Taunie run a social media account for Hotel Z but he is conveniently never in the photos posted there

- he’s still not used to being complimented, and pretends he’s not in the room when someone heaps praise on him (but he turns beet red, so it’s hard to miss him)

- he has dozens of journals stretching back centuries in his personal library, and often cross-references them when he makes claims about the past or remembers something (he’s still sharp as a tack, but it helps to be backed up by your ancient self)

- he speaks rather quietly most of the time, which can be a problem when you’re 4-5 feet above your conversation partner. That’s why he prefers to sit and chat over standing (not to mention his knee)

-very mild caffeine addiction. He can kick it at any time, he insists. He just likes how coffee tastes, trust him

- he’s very observant, but nowadays spends most of his observations on dry jokes (or gifts! He’s a surprise gifter)

-because of the nature of his immortality, he sometimes just. Forgets that it’s normal to eat food for a few days. His employees will get nervous and then something will click, and he’ll slink off to a cafe and bashfully buy a sandwich or something

- he’s not sure how to answer people when they ask about his hair care routine. The only real improvement has been washing in municipal water over a random lake somewhere

-you’d think his hugs would be kind of bony and pokey, but they’re actually so nice :)

Spend and eternity together, or spend an eternity waiting to tell how you feel

Toodles!

She's honestly probably in my top 5 toons.

Personality and play wise.

Let's go gambling!

Anytime I see art of RnD apart I get very sad it's like having dinner with no youtube

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So this happened

Here's a screenshot redraw of a scene from the MLP comic c:

CAN I PURDY PLEASE ASL FOR SIR PENTIOUS FROM HAZBIN MIDTEL WITH A BIG FAT WET KISS PLEASE AND THANK YOU

My back hurts so much oooooouuuuugh I fear I may be hitting my 9nthly "I'm so physically tired I can't stay awake for more thank two or three hours" thing grrrrrrr

Uh uh uh

Golisopod

Clodsire

Leafeon

Gliscor

Archaludon

Hatterene

Fuck good team composition tell me what your pokemon team would look like constructed entirely of the aces of your favorite characters. I'll go first: alolan raichu, togekiss, hydrapple, haxorous, bibarel, and simisage.