Howdy!

What's going on-? Mmhh...

<Candidate Uplink Received>

Name: Atum

Shade: Yellow

[Query: Are apples yellow?]

Entity Class: Anon Subspecies

<As an anon, processing you should be fairly simple, candidate confirmed>

<Welcome, User: Atum >

Answer: We have attempted over one thousand recovery attempts with no success, it has become clear these attempts will bring us nowhere, therefore we have attempted to pend a request for assistance, and here you are!

What's going on here? Ó.ò

<Signal Recieved>

Name: Defness

Specialty: Water manipulation

Entity Type: Named anon

<Huh, we already have records on this one. Something about a ray gun? We'll just add them here...>

<Welcome, User: Defness >

Answer: As previously stated, our facility, which was previously maintained by Trick Anon, has fallen into critical status. We are seeking your assistance in retrieving her and managing what has occurred in her absence.

Soooo...ya got any secrets about trick! >:>

<Emoticons analyzed, determined as a semi suitable method of expression>

<Basic emotive program added>

:0 The closest to what we are feeling at the moment is [offended], what do you take us for? A rumor mill?

<.<

>.>

Okay so we didn't tell you this, but she isn't an anon, never has been. And her name isn't just her title! :3

...Well, that response was quite the left turn, are you okay?!

“Perfectly! No but in all seriousness it’s alright, the nature of my occupation generally means I end up in tough spots quite a bit, that’s just how it is. Personally I’m fine with getting hit over the head every once in awhile if it means I can do some good out here in the multiverse, ya know?” She confidently puts her paws on her hips with a smile.

(@appri-dot ) Oh, unfortunately it looks like they've already gone elsewhere, but you do get your hand back!

Though it's possible you'd meet up with Raspberry again at some point, since they did look like they were somehow involved in you… showing up here.

Though you can't see where they've gone immidiately, you'd likely be able to follow their path if you wanted, or you could go back and investigate that weird rumbling sound, the choice is yours!

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

Honest mistake, my friend. Since you are busy, I'll introduce myself later. I do have other business to attend to.

“Alright then, good luck! Wherever you’re off to and whomever you are.”

My name...you can call me Eluy!

<User: -Placeholder-'s name has been changed to Eluy >

Understood, remember the command prompt we mentioned earlier? It unfortunately contains a dreaded

"click to verify you are not a robot"

Security measure, most devious. We have yet to crack such a secure lock such as clicking a textbox with random patterns.

Synthesizing hands has been considered unviable, but you all have hands, correct? You could be capable of bypassing such a difficult security measure.

Then manual didn't come? I'll have someone ship it to you, but yeah! Also, sorry about your head! I can get you a new shelf if the one you smashed your head on broke.

“Eh, it’s fine, I... get hit quite a lot, you get used to it. Plus I’ve been gluing my stuff to the shelf ever since someone tried to rob me, so everything’s fine!”

Awa

<New User Detected>

<Syncing to serverside accounts>

Name: Kirai

Designation: Fluffy

Entity Type: Mun

<Account registered>

Welcome! You should have permissions now.

Do you happen to know of the Mystery Box, a box that is a literal lottery of weapons-?

"No, and everything about that sounds like a bad idea, especially when you all are the ones suggesting it."

"Nope! Not interested or curious whatsoever."

A long pause, and then, to nobody's suprise, her curiosity gets the best of her.

"Okay maybe just one try-"