*Slowly Get Out Of Hiding Place* I Am Here To Say Hello.

(@appri-dot ) It’s kinda hard to tell, the blue one immediately tries to block it’s face with their hands like they were expecting your tail to shoot something. Oh look, they have paw beans!

“P-put that down! I-I didn’t even do anything!” The creature stammers, reasonably terrified since you’re partially a war machine.

This small blue thing might be your best way to figure out what was going on, but you could also just look around or maybe even run off somewhere, it doesn’t look like anything’s stopping you right now, so you’re free to go about how you please!

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

(@appri-dot) You actually do have hands! And horns, and that cool tail with all those settings... this is literally a copy of Appri's body, or at least it seems that way. Cool! Looks like your host is very capable.

"Mnh... thank you kind stran-NYEH?!?" The blue figure says as you help them up, jumping backwards in fear and just staring at you.

"Y-you're alive!?" It's hard to tell if this thing's good or bad, but it looks pretty harmless either way, I think it's more afraid of you than you are of it.

It's making karate poses at you to look more intimidating.

It's.... not working.

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

Do you happen to know of the Mystery Box, a box that is a literal lottery of weapons-?

"No, and everything about that sounds like a bad idea, especially when you all are the ones suggesting it."

"Nope! Not interested or curious whatsoever."

A long pause, and then, to nobody's suprise, her curiosity gets the best of her.

"Okay maybe just one try-"

<Note: Candidates is plural. This is not a first come first served situation>

<Readings say servers will support multiple users without crashing>

<Attempting proverb...>

"The more, the merrier."

<Our understanding of proverbs is still null, but supposedly others can comprehend what we cannot>

Well, I have eyes in my wings and plus my two closed eyes of course, just be careful with the wings tho. *open arms* hugs?

“Hugs.” The anon agrees, and hugs you. Trick’s almost impossibly soft, it almost made one wonder what she had knit her robes out of. On top of that she still has that slightly purple coat of fur too, so that helps.

... I thought she was like sixteen...

Incorrect, she is much older. However her species matures significantly slower than most.

To provide a basis for comparison, we shall divide by the average maturity rate of an anon

<Calculating...>

Within your lifespan she would be considered about 12. Of course this is merely comparison, hence the more logical behavior and advanced linguistic choices despite her semi childlike mentality.

Of course she also was forced to take on a more adult role due to the events in her childhood but that is an entirely different set of information.

Why do you think I would be a good caretaker tho?

Trick palmed a card from thin air, which turned out to be a display when it expanded and shifted in her paws. The video on the screen was a sped up fragment of the time you’d gone exploring the underwater area of Appri’s world. “Well for one you know how to handle yourself without resorting to murder, two you know how to deal with kids, and three you can shapeshift and adapt to more chaotic scenarios that could possibly come up, honestly it’s hard to predict exactly what could happen with younger anons.”

(@appri-dot ) Yep! It's like a normal monitor, with a power button and everything! In fact even all the servers here have power buttons, as said, they're just... off at the moment.

Your endoskeleton pal is obviously still being useful as it just continues to not move, very helpful.

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

Oh, thank you! *I take the the creamy coffee with the glitter and take a sip of it*

Trick simply nods and gives a smile in response, then turns back to her deal.

((Very short disclaimer that while the character may be a minor to some extent, the Mun is not. Despite that, please continue to keep NSFW stuff away from this blog.))

((I'm looking at you, person who's submission I will neither mention nor post.))

((Ugh. Sorry everyone, this won't impede on the current shenanigans, feel free to send in asks for the vacant inbox still! I just need to go bleach my eyes real quick...))