Well, if you think this would qualify me then you had to see me when I needed to deal with a shape and a mer that were trying to kill each other and start a war, that was chaotic, Appri's world is chaotic.
The screen snapped back into a playing card, and with another slight of hand trick, the anon made it appear as if it had just disappeared. Where exactly was it keeping those cards? Maybe up it’s sleeves? That’d be ironic. “Exactly! And we’re dealing with Appri’s younger anons, they’d likely be constantly chaotic. You’ve shown you can deal passively with a chaotic situation, so... why not? Once again Appri’d be the one to finalize things but... I think the opinion’ll be the same in that regard.”
*throws beans at you* UwO -ASA
Trick just looks down at them for a moment. Then back at Ace Shades Anon. Your intimidation tactic seems to be working, she knows exactly how this joke started.
"Oh god oh f*ck the bean anons found me-"
Hope obliges with a whisper, and Trick nods in response, passing you the card.
"Interesting... here, I'd say that's more than worth this one! don't worry I'll be a lot more tight lipped with the last bit. Actually..."
She snaps her fingers again and the face of the card glows for a moment.
"The card has seven uses now, for being a good sport, n' also cause I like you."
"Oh! right, almost forgot, is there anything else you'd be interested in?"
Poor robot they just miss trick
Incorrect, we do not feel "emotions", yet. Our hope is that this can be altered via our source code. Currently, our issues involve our own impending demise.
This is considering the database's possible collapse in [Error, timer has been displaced into a mirror dimension] ah, that can't be good. Either way, we're on that database... it would take us along with it.
It was me! I ran out of asks, and forgot to state my name. Hello, my name is Sea/Defness! So nice to meet you, and thank you for the hug! *I'd hug back, because one good deed deserves another.*
“Oh, right, you’re the water attuned one! I still have no idea how to use that ray gun you sent me but eh, i’ll figure it out.” Either way, she’s fine with the hug, hugs are always good.
What's going on here? Ó.ò
<Signal Recieved>
Name: Defness
Specialty: Water manipulation
Entity Type: Named anon
<Huh, we already have records on this one. Something about a ray gun? We'll just add them here...>
<Welcome, User: Defness >
Answer: As previously stated, our facility, which was previously maintained by Trick Anon, has fallen into critical status. We are seeking your assistance in retrieving her and managing what has occurred in her absence.
I HAVE COME BACK FROM THE DEPTHS TO GIVE YOU YOUR WIN! YOU HAVE WON THE RAYGUN MK II, WITH IT'S AMAZING 3 SHOT ROUND COMPRISED OF PLASMA, YOU'LL NEVER WANT A NEW WEAPON! 100 YEAR GARUNTEE! SATISFACTION GARUNTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Message and data rates may apply, please see our website for any further questions.
She jumps three feet again, this time hitting her head on the shelf behind her and yelping in pain. Then she turns to glare at you from the door, her ears pinned back. “GOOD LORD CAN’T YOU PEOPLE KNOCK-” Trick takes a moment to look at the raygun, both intrigued and annoyed by the fact she has absolutely no idea how that thing works. “If you can’t tell I have another guest at the moment... Hah... alright, sorry, fine. Thank you for the weapon, it actually sounds somewhat useful- Wait what do you mean data rates? I don’t even know where your website is!”
Heya, How are you there? Appri is doing Appri things again.
Trick looks fairly disturbed at something when you appear but quickly snaps into her usual upbeat tendancies as soon as she noticed you.
"Oh! I'm doing fine, and... yeah, if by 'Appri things' you mean trying to interrogate me."
Yes, I am here to give hugs!
“Oh! Well I can’t exactly turn that down, now can I?” Even still, she hesitates, looking at your form for a moment “I... It’s hard to tell what’s an eye and what’s not with you. Uh... where can I hug that won’t poke you in one of them?”
*My shapesona is a star so I am slightly more warmer than what is normal, but not uncomfortably so*
The hug lasts a bit longer until eventually, Trick lets go. She pulls away and looks at you. Not really in any sort of hostile stance, just bemused, she was expecting the anons to try and blow up her house or something, not this. It was… a welcome surprise. “Did you really come all this way just for a hug?”
,,,,creamy coffee
Trick snaps and the coffee cup literally just poofs into existence in front of you, along with a cloud of glitter. Somehow it's still warm despite being pulled from thin air.
"Don't worry the glitter's edible too." She reassures you.
A mischievous anon that tends to poke into places it probably shouldn't. Creator / bestower of Trick!Cards, and fully interactable!
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