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— sexual astro series:

how to catch a player 101🐍

part I of II

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quick fyi before we get into this post luv🥳everything is purely from my observations as well as some minor research. please don't take it to heart and have fun with this! ily guys🤎 enjoy!

Rule one:

lullaby of the Moon 🌙

So you have chosen this path. Alright. Whether or not you're serious or seriously bored or just need to read something to get your mind off things, I hope you're ready. Seduction is not just science but also an art. The only thing matters here is whether or not you're willing to go all in.

Human are emotional by nature. And that is exactly why we should always poke where it hurts the most.

Their inner core. Their Moon sign.

Lets have some fun exposing people shall we😋

Moon in Aries seek for strong, independent and bold partners. They secretly like it when someone's a little bossy and mature. So you give it to them. They like it when someone can reciprocate their fire, but not all the time, inconsistent attention is the way to go, but remember timing is essential.

Moon in Taurus adores affluent people, people with class and are good both in bed and in work😌 Bonus points if you spoil them and know how to spoil yourself right. Take them to nice restaurants or quickly give them a sense of stability and foundation. Don't lie to them or lose their trust, when its gone its never coming back.

Moon in Gemini loves people who's extra talkative with them and perhaps them only. They love people who are smart and can hold a proper convo. Not the biggest fans of superficial promises, show them you care and you're willing to grow and learn with them everyday.

Ah my little Cancer Moon. The og mommy issues. Now here's what you're gonna do. Cry to them. And thats it. Cancer moons love people who are ambitious but have a secret emotional side to them. People who are hard on the outside soft on the inside pretty much. You sharing your inner feels is the best way to get to them, make sure they know they're the first one you go to.

Moon in Leo are hilarious to talk about. They keep saying they don't have a type but let's be real, who are the fooling?😉 They like their partners to come from a good place in life or a good family. So talk to them about all of your values and beliefs and goals. Show them you have plenty of classes and are not just another pretty face. They like to be proud of their partner so you need to get your shit together. Now.

I'm not gonna lie Virgo Moon is a tough one to crack lol But I finally cracked their code. These people either like people who 1. will save them or 2. need to be saved by them. Yup. You heard it right. If its the former, they absolutely love people who are neat and responsible like literally they get turned on by the other's caring nature. Or if its the latter, they like chaotic people point blank. People who let them micro-manage everything in their life will get to them. Oh you have a daddy issues and borderline sociopath tendencies? Come thru, your Virgo Moons will meet you now. Its hard to tell one from another so do your research closely before starting your plan. Don't just randomly lay infront of them and choke yourself they'll just take a step back and go the other way LMFAO.

Libra Moon like pretty people who are socially active and are relevant. I can't stress this enough. Make sure you're relevant before shooting your shot with these baddies. Jk but not really. They can be hella superficial at first but hey what do you expect from children of Venus? For some reason they need you to match their aesthetics too. Will never date someone that doesn't compliment them tbh. So go change and lie down looking pretty, they'll come eventually.

Moon in Scorpio like people who are hella secured in life financially and loveeee peoppe who are not afraid to be upfront with their sexuality. They also love people who are brave enough to be vulnerable with them. A very soft spot for emotionally intelligent people. So you gotta one up them boo. Scorpio Moons will like it when they see that you can match their energy;)

Sagittarius Moon is a simp for educated people who are a lil opinionated and wild. The kind of people they like are usually very sarcastic and proud. Sagittarius Moon love the fact that they can have fun and be themselves around these people. If you're up-to-date with current affairs + very cultured + can play sport or something then its a big yes from them. Turn off Netflix and tune in on your local news channel now😉

Moon in Capricorn likes emotionally mature people. Point blank. Jk but they're usually very into eccentric people who tend to be very unique and compassionate. Humility is hot to them and they loooooove to be someone's forever. Also they want shits to last so they will try so assure them you're also trying or they'll leave asap before getting hurt😴

Aquarius Moon is usually into out-going and clever people. They think knowledge is soooo hot and bonus points if they can take a joke. They're into people who are social butterflies and are dare to have BIG dreams. So take them stargazing or something and somewhere there will only be the two of you. Secretly likes attention tho so take that in and give them the right amount of affection!!

Wanna get a Pisces Moon? Talk to them and be chill but never let them get too close. Also try not to smile too much. Their friendly ass will get hella confused and be like 😀is my charm not working😀 Remember, poke where it hurts. Basically become a social outcast with narcissistic tendencies and they'll be on their knees.

Rule two:

tale of Venus 🕊

All fun and game but at the end, emotions will never enough. Most players will never let emotions chain them down. You have to have something that they think they want.

The tale of Venus, sensuality and desires.

The planet is in control of our senses of touch, smell, and taste, as well as who, what, and how we want to be touched, as well as what makes or stimulates us sensually.

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Venus in the first loves it when you can kiss them like you mean it. They think being a good kisser is truly important and would highkey get turned off FAST if you're a bad one:) Lots and lots of foreplay!! You didn't hear this from me tho<3

Venus in the second's neck is so sensitive LMFAO. Try licking their neck or sucking on it as well as participating in a lot of kissing as they reach climax >>

Venus in the third hmmm. Keep talking dirty to them. Bite their ears as you let out a break and watch them SHIVER😋 Also keeps a good convo flow during the deeds is not a bad idea btw😀👍🏼

Venus in the fourth. touch.their.chest. I mean it. Whether or not they're a male of female, their chest is always the way to go. Also cooking date is fun and having sex right afterwards is even more fun.

Venus in the fifth would be on their knees if you spoil them. Their upper back is very sensitive so pay extra attention there! Also take them out to do something fun and fyi, they don't mind a lil public adventure 😋

Venus in the sixth has the most sensitive stomach EVER. Kiss down their abs while making eyecontact with them and watch them fall in love with you lol.

Venus in the seventh HAHAHAHA. The lower back is the way to go but make sure the romantic factor is always present!!!! Remember, lower back, just right above their fat <3

Venus in the eighth....... Hate sex. Jk but not really👍🏼 They like a lot of oral and passion must always be present. Tell them, show them or do anything to let them know you're passionate about them:) Also sex on top a pile of money sounds fun.

Venus in the ninth? Slap their ass. I'm joking but their buttocks are usually so sooooo sensitive and they get aroused fast if you know what you're doing;) Also tells them interesting stuff and ask interesting questions on your date! They love originality:)

Venus in the tenth is just a lot of BDSM LMFAOOOOO. Like the power play must be present. One partner is always clearly more submissive when it comes to sex with these people🐍 Also switch it up and be bossy with them, they'll be very intrigued lol

Venus in the eleventh likes it when you want to understand them. They appreciate it A LOT if you're extra attentive during sex and afterwards can still be homies later LMFAOOO

Venus in the twelfth is literally just venus in the tenth with extra kissing. Lowkey are freaks though like they need their partners to be vocal and responsibe!! Let them know they're doing a good job<3

Rule three:

the age of Mars🍷

You now move on to stage three. Mars is the planet of war, hostility, drive, assertion, energy, power, our sexuality, and our sex drive. Mars is the planet that reflects how we communicate our emotional natures and how we get what we want. Mars is also associated with motivation, capacity, and independence. Understanding one's mars is understanding how they relieve tensions and their primal desires.

So what is it that Mars want?

Mars in Aries don't joke around. These people want you to love them for who they are, for all that is raging inside of them. They're asking the same from you, with Aries Mars, they demand you to be naked infront of them. They want to see you for who you are. Risk takers and love freedom than anything else. Take it slow with them when it comes to commitment but assure them your loyalty. If you're not a challenge, they probably don't want in. Instead, make yourself a prize. Tempt them. Seduce them.

Taurus Mars notices the smallest thing about you. From the perfume you use to the way you look standing still. Truest people of manners. They are socially smart individuals while being very very stubborn. The key here is show them you cam offer them all the comfort they need. Possessive and very sensual. Be wary if you want to make them jealous, this may backfire or work in your favour depending on what you're doing.

With Gemini Mars you have to make them wait if you want it to last. These people are real charmers and have a way with words that make others blush. Very into quickies and oral, they won't hesitate to go down on you on a public washroom or so. But to make them stay, it takes more than a pretty face. Usually very sweet and casual, these people are curious by nature so mystery will forever intrigue them. Keep them coming.

Cancer Mars is not roses and vanilla. They're similar to Taurus Mars in terms of noticing the small thing, but they're also hard to please. They have high standards most of the time and tend to let you in only when they deem the time is right, which could be months and months. So for starter, be vulnerable with them. Make promises you can keep and make sure they know you appreciate them.

Mars in Leo will want you to know you're not the only option. Jealousy to them is like a drug and they consider it as the biggest compliment. Secretly very romantic and have a thing for power play, a lil childish charm never hurts anyone. With them you better make them think. Make them question certain things and take good care of them. Overtime they will want more and unconsciously grow so used to you:)

Virgo Mars will want to please you if you like them. With these people, be flirty but honest. You can play all the mind game you want but there must be feelings here and there. They're not idiots, they're well aware of their kindness and humility. Thats why they're picky who get to see this side of them. A lot of Virgo Mars are secret freaks. So best believe you'll never be bored with them:)

Libra Mars know they're hot and they take pride in it. They're sensual lovers with a lot of layers deep down. They tend to be very into adventurous people, people who are bold and daring. Since these people balance them out. With them you must make sure to understand their hidden messages. Be direct with them but always stay playful so your relationship don't lose the spark they crave.

To crack a Scorpio Mars open is to take in all of their pain and hidden needs. These people want someone to accept them and to shelter and nurture them. They don't mind a lil arguments here and there. Differences after all is hot. Be as honest with them as possible and don't do petty shits cause they will know. Theres no trick they haven't done in the book. Allow them to take you on your wildest drive.

Don't be with a Sagittarius Mars if you can't take a joke. They're humorous people but also very ambitious. Similar to Capricorn Mars yet they are way more fiery and careless when younger. To chain these players down, you must show loyalty and readiness. Once they saw that you lack what they need, they will leave without thinking twice.

Make fun of Capricorn Mars and watch them drag you to hell bare handed. They're og old money, sex on dollar bills kinda people. Career oriented, they place a heavy emphasis on their success and would like you to have your own dreams too. They want someone to join them and build a stable home. With them, be soft but also be hard. Be the shoulder they can lean on when things are hard. They will show you they adore you when they tell you you are one of their responsibilities.

Aquarius Mars is always a fun time. Unique and special in every way. They're loners at their core and would appreciate it if you can give them space here and there. With them you gotta keep playing hard to get. Be sarcastic but fun and daring. Don't be too rigid when it comes to these people!

Pisces Mars players will lure you in by telling you how much you mean to them and how they need you to live. To win them over, you gotta one up them always. Never fully give in and always hold back a part of yourself, this will always keep them coming back for more. They secretly love changing others minds:)

(To be continued)

— In the next part I'll be discussing in details on how to utilize your synastryand your own chart to your benefit as well as placements thats usually seen as promiscuous and i'll discuss these myths🤎

Remember, you should read these with precautions and never overuse it as it takes waaaay more than one's astrology to fall in love. You're supposed to learn things about the other person by yourself and get to know them from that perspective, however, when you're in a comfortable place using astrology as a telescope to recognize the dynamic of your relationship is a fun way to further understand certain patterns. I'm an astrologer, not a psychologist or a fortune teller, so follow your heart and make the most out of life. Live life to the fullest and have the most fun you can:) This was an exciting post to make, I love you guys🤎

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Pile 1

Your soulmate is not someone you think they are, they are very different then what you have seen and what you, they are not your type but they’ll make you fall in love with them. People have hurt this person a lot. It’s not that they are sensitive but they have gotten hurt too much. The world has hurt and disappointed them so many times but they still believe in kindness and love. They are going to be very caring and attentive with you. They are the type of person to love to death. They are very loyal. They will be very comfortable to be themselves with you, they won’t feel the need to hide their true self. They will let down their guard down when they are with you. You both will feel just safe with you. Each others home. If you are distant with your parents they are going to fill in and be like a mother and father to you. You guys might have pets and children and it’s just going to be a very sweet complete family.

Somethings they might have/be

Scorpio placements, cancer placements, deep set eyes, blue eyes, caring, beautiful/handsome, blonde hair, dyed hair.

A song that gives off their vibe is Someday, The boy by kim feel.

Pile 2

This pile… I’m loving this energy. This person is like a bubble of sunshine. They do what they want to do. They don’t listen to others but not in rebellious way but instead they are a free spirit, the type to go out when its raining and getting rained on, calling their friends at midnight telling them to come out of the house cuz they are outside and they are all going on a road trip, you’re going to be a part of their friend group before being in a relationship or this can stay as platonic in whatever way you guys want. You both are gonna have so much fun, best friends with each other and feeling no judgement. You both are gonna have a lot of deep conversations, alot. This is so precious…. They are an overthinker. They will have alot of choices, people want to be with them but probably because of their looks and money (they are financially stable and might be wealthy), people might take advantage of them. They will come in your life when you are not looking for them. 

Somethings they might have/be

Sagittarius placements, giving and kind hearted, sweet, overthinker, handsome/beautiful.

A song that gives off their vibe is Real friends by Prettymuch.

Pile 3

This person… their cup is overflowing but not for everyone, they will love you unconditionally, they’ll love to take care of you, like a mother. Make food for you and just everything surrounds you in their mind, you are their world, for real. They don’t have people to call theirs, they don’t feel like they belong somewhere but with you… they feel like they belong to you, like they worship you. But with all the love and care, they are also protective and possessive, cuz you are literally their whole world for whom they care the most and they can’t let anything harm you in anyway, SO protective and so loving and caring. They don’t count the things they give you, how much they care for you, its unconditional but make  sure to give them all in return and keep it balance, they deserve alot. You guys won’t have financial problems, and if you have some, they will always be there to help you with it. They also overthink alot so make sure to be careful and not push them away when they are being protective and maybe a lil clingy. They will think the hell out of themselves if you push them away or maybe even if you say something, if you wanna ask them to give you some space, make sure you get,  what you’re saying clear to them.

Somethings they might have/be

Cancer placements, Pisces placement, loner, provider, Tan, lenses, air dominant, libra placements, Taurus placements

A song that gives off their vibe is I don’t want to watch the world end with someone else by clinton kane

Pile 4

So this person, they know what they want, they set goals but they also complete them, They are very good at manifesting, And their intuitin is also very strong so they know what type of person someone is just after 5 minutes of meeting them. They are probably wealthy or in a high position. People don’t like them, they are usually cold to people. Just ice cold. No one knows anything about them. They might have a pet, with whom they will be very attached. They don’t have many friends. They don’t get attached with people and they are distant with people. They are not looking for a relationship right now and even in future. They are someone, no one can read them nor know what they are thinking. They have strong opinions. So i can’t pick up on who you guys is dynamics are gonna be so sorry for that. But one thing is clear, the universe is going to unite you and its upto fate what happens. You guys are going to be the powerful couple.

Somethings they might have/be

Intimidating, cold gaze, Capricorn placements, Aquarius placements, built body, Tall.

A song that gives off their vibes is Eight by sleeping at last.

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