Sometimes A Family Is A Gay Jewish Trans Lad With Mommy And Daddy Issues, An Autistic Lass With Anxiety

I don't understand when fans treat hp canon like a holy text. it's a great jumping off point, and i loved the books growing up, but there's no moral obligation to make content that is aligned with the source text. in fact by portraying remus and sirius as in love we are already going very far from what was actually written! and that's what makes it interesting, so why stop there, you know?

Friends.

Finished Dead End Paranormal Park and honestly what a delight. Highly recommend (Even if you're tired of fictional dogs).

I wanna try and take a stab at drawing all the characters eventually but I figured I should start where it all started. With one Pauline Phoenix.

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

Hermoine, Ron, and Harry coming at you to say FUCK JK ROWLING AND RESPECT TRANS PEOPLE YOU FOOLS

Ming Ming Ming Ming

The Aunt Josephine one jsjsksksksks

ASOUE as John Mulaney Quotes

Violet: Top 3 colleges? I thought I'd be dead in the back of a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.

Klaus: Woah! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child!

Sunny: stop snitchin, motherfucker!

Count Olaf: "Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs."

Mr. Poe: Strange, the passage of time.

Jacquelyn: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.

Larry: "I made a salad with Craisins!!!"

Isadora: Well shit, I guess they're finally gonna kill us all. This is younger than I thought it'd be, but we are pretty big assholes.

Quigely: STREET SMARTS!

Duncan: Nothing, cause I was sittin' over on the bench.

Beatrice: She's a five-foot, dynamite, Jewish bitch, and she's the best!

Bertrand: My wife says walking around with me is like walking with someone who's running for Mayor of Nothing.

Lemony Snicket: I don't look like someone who used to do anything. I look like I was just sitting in a room with a chair eating saltines for 28 years and then walked right out here.

Jacques Snicket: I'll keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.

Kit Snicket: ughh... you know, life...

Dewey Denouement: "You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."

Justice Strauss: "This is an on-fire garbage can. Could be a nursery..."

Oliva Caliban: Now, we don't have time to unpack ALL of that...

Aunt Josephine: Look-- I don't know 'never'! Fourteen years ago, I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation; now I'm afraid to get a flu shot! People CHANGE.

Uncle Monty: AAHH! One feels like a DUCK, splashing about in all this WET! And when one feels like a DUCK, one is HAPPY!

Esme Squalor: Famous people are weird as SHIT. Your suspicions are correct.

Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender: [imitating old gay man] You want me to do whaat?

Fernald: Do My Friends Hate Me, or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?

Rest of Olaf's Troupe: OK, see you at Improv Practice.

Ishmael: "God can't hear you."

Sir: "You kids have no upper body strength."

Jerome Squalor: You'll see! One day I'm gonna leave you, and I'm gonna get that Best Buy Rewards Card!

Hal: There is a HORSE. LOOSE. In the HOSPITAL.

VFD Villagers: "Oh god, it's the old times. Ok.. we gotta think of some weird, slow activities to fill the day..."

*ATWQ bonus*

Ellington: Ah, none of us really know our fathers.

Just doctors being doctors

yes yes theyre probably going to have hunter tearfully tell his friends that hes a grimwalker and then have an identity crisis that his friends help him through but you know whats funnier. if he just. never tells them. and then after canon he does a bunch of grimwalker stuff and his friends just have to deal with the fact that hes weird as hell.

like amity sits next to him in class and hes taking notes and then crumpling up the paper and eating it. and when she asks him why the hell hes doing that he tells her he likes the taste of ink. the kids go on a cruise and hunter does a nosedive into the boiling sea and everyone freaks out but he floats back up again and hes fine and willow tries to touch the water and gets a burn. gus is practicing illusions and he wants to make a bigger one so hunters like “oh! hold my hand!” and gus is like “hell yeah moral support” and then he creates the shadow realm and hes like “damn thats some good moral support.” during flyer derby someone shoots a spell at him and he turns into stone to deflect it and turns back to normal and gets all the flags bc the other team is too busy figuring out what the hell was going on. like what would you even do if you saw that.

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Chapter 94

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