Shovel, Talk…?

 Can’t wait for s2 of the Hollow! So I tried to animate a little something for them 🌈💖 

Whole Cake recap in case you missed it. 🎶 😭 [x]

Mine cast: endless jokes in the Greek story unit

A name is a spell you cast on your child when they’re born

And Sabo, we can't forget about Sabo. I swear that if another Marineford bullshit happens with my boy I'm gonna throw hands

I just want to find out what happened to Mihawk and Hancock...

Esquilos e suas tortas 😒 kkkkkk

Dean and apple pie

Custom booty shorts for you and your creature

the canonical parents in this series are literally the weirdest candidates for the title bc we have:

yaga: notorious hardass principal of a magic school that trains child soldiers and whose kids are all sentient puppets. a pretty decent dad overall tho, 8.5/10.

getou: genocidal cult leader who’s been in a progressively worsening downward spiral since he was 17. a surprisingly decent dad, 6/10 because the bar is so fucking low that encouraging homicide and being practically idolized by your family is nowhere near the sketchiest shit a parent in this series has done and his kids actually like him.

zen’in clan: powerful clan who’s also abusive, misogynistic, and old-fashioned with a side dish of alcoholism and a propensity for trying to kill their kids. 0/10, and the only reason it’s not lower is because the twins’ mom stabbed naoya and secretly liked them i guess.

touji: assassin-for-hire with a gambling habit and very low regard for almost everyone other than himself with, like, one and a half exceptions. 2/10 because he made a bare minimum effort to keep his son alive, but was also neglectful, completely disregarded his daughter’s existence, and almost sold his son to one direction.

kenjaku: ancient body-snatcher who has had multiple infamous incarnations and is implied to have done some incredibly disturbing shit to their partners and kids for the sake of experimentation and their grand plan. -10000/10, i don’t think you can possibly get worse

kamo clan: powerful clan #2 who’s also neglectful, misogynistic, probably abusive, and old-fashioned. hey, by the way, why would you name a kid after one of the worst sorcerers to have ever lived, what’s wrong with you? 0/10 because i don’t think they actively tried to kill their heir.

kamo’s mom: seemed pretty alright and actually cares about her kid. he seems to like her a lot. 8/10.

gojou: world’s most powerful sorcerer and one of Japan’s Top 10 Worst Personalities but actually cares about kids and has a pretty decent track record of keeping them alive, even if most of them don’t like him very much. 8/10.

Just thinking to myself… my predictions really are 50/50, huh?

spoilers for jshk chapter 94 below

Me, when Sumire first reveals she’s Six’s yorishiro: haha, well, that’s some place to have your yorishiro seal! guess they were more intimate than we know, I jokingly say to myself

Jshk chapter 89: Sumire and Hakubo almost fuck.

Jshk chapter 94: Hakubo bites that very spot (like, really bites).

Me, after chapter 89: wow, did not expect them to show this on-screen… “they’re gonna continue this night when they reunite, aren’t they?”, I joke to myself. eh, aidairo’s probably gonna reference it with joke, I doubt they’ll get more explicit than this, since it’s a shounen

Jshk chapter 93: ends with the steamiest kiss of the whole series, complete with lip-biting and moaning

Me, after chapter 93: oh, wow! well, now it can’t get more explicit than this. they’ll probably be interrupted, or we’ll cut to another pov

Jshk chapter 94: actually shows them having metaphorical (and maybe literal?) sex with vore

Me, after chapter 90: makes a whole theory about how Sumire will eat one of Hakubo’s eyes so they can be together, jokingly calls it ‘romantic eye-ball eating’ because it will symbolize them finally getting married/consummating their marriage

Jshk chapter 94: Hakubo devours Sumire so they won’t be separated again by someone else, symbolizing them finally getting married/consummating their marriage

Me, after chapter 94:… I actually got “romantic cannibalism” right?! … maybe I should stop joking to myself (amused)

just something dumb. big huge fan of cool sweet awesome toh characters and their stinky skrunkly boyfriends (this is about gus/matholomule and willow/hunter. i will not be accepting constructive criticism)

also you cannot tell me that mat-“i do it for the drama”-holomule is not a theater kid. he would love hamilton