The Three Tumours Are The Mean Girls Of Heaven Official’s Blessing

also Hunter’s daddy issues are so dramatic they extend past his own actual uncle/father figure to anyone who could give approval but withholds it

Kai: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Kai: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Kai: I also want to softhack his circuits. 

Adam: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

@whirlybirdwhat I knew that there was a reason I was so terrified of the fucked up Jungle-God-Island-Bone-Deer in your East Sea of Monsters AU

I just read the 4 letters in the beginning of the book and I've to say that I love Captain Walton, very cool, very passionate, very gay for "the stranger", who's obviously Victor, btw

I didn't mention before, but the book I brought have this QR codes in the pages that give me soundtracks while I read, very immersive

Break the stigma

the canonical parents in this series are literally the weirdest candidates for the title bc we have:

yaga: notorious hardass principal of a magic school that trains child soldiers and whose kids are all sentient puppets. a pretty decent dad overall tho, 8.5/10.

getou: genocidal cult leader who’s been in a progressively worsening downward spiral since he was 17. a surprisingly decent dad, 6/10 because the bar is so fucking low that encouraging homicide and being practically idolized by your family is nowhere near the sketchiest shit a parent in this series has done and his kids actually like him.

zen’in clan: powerful clan who’s also abusive, misogynistic, and old-fashioned with a side dish of alcoholism and a propensity for trying to kill their kids. 0/10, and the only reason it’s not lower is because the twins’ mom stabbed naoya and secretly liked them i guess.

touji: assassin-for-hire with a gambling habit and very low regard for almost everyone other than himself with, like, one and a half exceptions. 2/10 because he made a bare minimum effort to keep his son alive, but was also neglectful, completely disregarded his daughter’s existence, and almost sold his son to one direction.

kenjaku: ancient body-snatcher who has had multiple infamous incarnations and is implied to have done some incredibly disturbing shit to their partners and kids for the sake of experimentation and their grand plan. -10000/10, i don’t think you can possibly get worse

kamo clan: powerful clan #2 who’s also neglectful, misogynistic, probably abusive, and old-fashioned. hey, by the way, why would you name a kid after one of the worst sorcerers to have ever lived, what’s wrong with you? 0/10 because i don’t think they actively tried to kill their heir.

kamo’s mom: seemed pretty alright and actually cares about her kid. he seems to like her a lot. 8/10.

gojou: world’s most powerful sorcerer and one of Japan’s Top 10 Worst Personalities but actually cares about kids and has a pretty decent track record of keeping them alive, even if most of them don’t like him very much. 8/10.

I wanted to know how that close-up magic date would’ve gone down

This is what Zenitsu x Tanjiro’s ship name should be:

Shout out to Darius for coming up with the cutest nicknames yet saying them in a mean way. He really said Songbird (threatening) and Little Prince (derogatory)

yes my first contribution to the fandom is this and i apologize

based on this post by @incorrect-kipo-quotes !!