Enjoy These Hilarious Rent Screen Shots!

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

so are we just gonna ignore this y'all?

y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

so no one told you life was gonna be this gay

julien baker’s love for dunkin’ donuts keeps me alive

i have no right to be suprised, but there is a thriving how to train your dragon fandom on here