Geralt, lowering his head onto the table: Do you ever feel so happy that you suspect that it's not real? Like everything around you feels... fuzzy.
Jaskier, taking Geralt's drink away from his hand: Alright, love, I think that's enough for today.
Lambert, smirking: When do you feel like that?
Eskel: Lambert.
Geralt: Every time I'm with you guys. And Ciri. And Jaskier. Every time Jaskier and I are having se-
Jaskier: ALRIGHTY THEN, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY, let's get you to bed, dear. *stands up*
Lambert: *bursting in loud laughter*
Eskel: *sigh* C'mon, I'll help you.
Jaskier: It's okay, dear, I've got this.
Geralt, letting himself be pulled upwards by Jaskier: Jask, do you know how much I love you?
Jaskier: I love you too, darling, now let's get you to bed.
Jaskier: *bends down, swinging Geralt over his shoulder with a little effort* *walks away with him* Goodnight, guys!
Lambert: *spits out his drink*
Eskel: *gapes*
Lambert: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU CARRYING HIM, HE'S LIKE TWICE YOUR SIZE-
Jaskier: *chuckles*
Geralt, raising his head, smiling drunkenly: I'M FEELING FUZZY AGAIN!!
The authorities of the Islamic Republic of Iran have started to arrest prominent public figures. Not just journalists and activists, but also actresses, singers, athletes who supported the protests via their social media are now in danger of arrest.
The regime is desperate.
They are aware that their already declining economy is hit and made even worse due to the long daily internet shutdowns. Imagine you're unable to write emails at work or access your webshop. The Iranian government can't keep shutting down the web forever.
But the moment they reboot internet access the people in Iran will connect for more action and people outside of Iran will see what's happening.
Meanwhile, protests, strikes and civil disobedience are still taking place all over the Iran.
Virginia Woolf, A Writer’s Diary, August 1921
really want to get fucked in missionary so he can put his forehead against mine and make eye contact while he thrusts in fast and pulls out slow, mouths only an inch apart, breathing heavily, reaching so deep that i can feel him in my lungs—
Wtf, this is disgusting and completely unnecessary. Let the animals be, can’t we learn that hunting for sports is not something that is okay PRINCIPALLY when with animals that need to be protected?
Sweden has issued licences to hunters to kill a total of 201 lynx, weeks after dozens of wolves were killed in the country’s biggest wolf cull in modern times.
The number of licences to kill lynx throughout March, issued by Sweden’s country administrations, is more than double the number in recent years.
The planned cull is out of all proportion to any danger to livestock or people, say wildlife conservationists and activists, who are asking the EU to take action against Sweden for breaching environmental law.
“This is a trophy hunt, just like going to Africa to hunt lions,” said Magnus Orrebrant, the head of Svenska Rovdjursföreningen, an animal rights advocacy group that has started a petition calling for the trophy hunting of lynx to be stopped. “Hundreds of foreign hunters come to Sweden for lynx hunting because they think it is exciting.”
Conservationists warned last month that the lynx population in Europe could collapse unless immediate efforts are made to protect the animals. Tests on the remaining cats in France show that their genetic diversity is so low they will become locally extinct within the next 30 years without intervention.
There are around 1,450 lynx spread across Sweden, about 300 fewer than 10 years ago. Naturvårdsverket, the Swedish environmental protection agency, argues that the country needs only 870 animals to maintain a healthy population.
The Swedish hunters’ association, Svenska Jägareförbundet, admits the lynx do not pose a danger to humans. Henrik Falk, an adviser to the association, told the Guardian: “The hunt is absolutely not linked to any danger to humans. Neither is wolf hunting – there are no documented cases of wolves attacking humans in Swedish modern times.
“The lynx hunt is more about the excitement, and for some hunters, of course, the skin is the motivation.”
Lynx, like most other game animals in Sweden, are hunted using dogs. The EU Habitats Directive specifies that hunting may be allowed either to prevent damage to livestock or in the interests of public safety.
It is “strongly questionable” that either of these conditions applies to lynx in Sweden, said Benny Gäfwert, a predator expert at the World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF). “We do not think the hunters can invoke these exceptions, and we have notified the EU Commission,” Gäfwert said.
“That hunting occurs, we do not, in itself, have a problem with, but the extent to which it occurs in relation to the low damage caused by the lynx is unwarranted.”
The WWF is also challenging Sweden’s explanation for its ongoing wolf cull, Gäfwert said.
Historically, lynx have ranged across Eurasia but have come under intense pressure in many countries from habitat loss, inbreeding, poaching and traffic collisions. In Britain, calls to reintroduce lynx to the wild were rejected last month by the environment minister, Thérèse Coffey.
Conservationists point to the role of lynx in controlling Sweden’s large population of deer, moose and boar.
The lynx hunt in Sweden is taking place during the mating season when their fur is thickest, making it particularly attractive to hunters, said Marie Stegard Lind of anti-hunting group Jaktkritikerna. “This is completely unnecessary – a pure trophy hunt,” she said.
sleepy sex when you're both too tired to keep your eyes open and every stroke feels like heaven mhmmmm
This is part of lokisoul 1k writing challenge. It was inspired by Hozier’s Like Real People Do.
Pairing: Loki x Reader
Warnings: light swearing, pure fluff
Word Count: 4914 (I can’t wrote short things.)
Summary: Loki has just started dating the reader and he is struggling to express how much he cares about her. So he goes to Thor for help. It does not go well.
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Sunday
“Thor, I need your help,” Loki asked hesitantly. He regretted asking his brother for anything but he was desperate.
Thor looked up from his cup and with his twinkle in his eye smiled.
“Why brother, how desperate you must be to come to me for help.”
Thor rarely gets to throw Loki’s words back in his face, so he relished the moment.
“Brother, I am serious,” Loki pleading, “You are friends with Y/N, am I correct?”
“I am. What does that have to do with you?”
Thor was just taunting his brother now, Y/N had come to him a few days ago and let him know Loki had asked her out. She had wanted to make sure Thor wasn’t going pummel his brother into oblivion. Thor was pleased to see Loki finally making good decisions. But that didn’t mean he was going to let him off easy.
“Well, I have decided to court her, so to speak, and I need to some help,” Loki shifted from side to side, clearly uncomfortable, this was uncharted territory for him.
“I don’t know how to properly express my affections towards her and I was wondering if you offer some insight.”
Thor snickered, “Why don’t just ask Y/N yourself?”
This was just too good. Thor decided to have a bit of fun with his brother. All’s fair.
“That would ruin the element of surprise, brother,” Loki quipped back.
“Fair enough. Well, I she has mentioned to me quite often how much she enjoys cats, perhaps you can get her a kitten?” Thor offered sincerely.
There was a glint in Loki’s eye. As much as he hated to admit it, his brother was on to something. But why just get an ordinary Midgardian kitten, when Y/N was deserving of so much more. He rushed away to begin making plans. Thor was startled by his brother’s abrupt exit.
“Where are you off, brother?” Thor asked after his departing brother.
“To make plans!” Loki bellowed, not even bothering to turn around.
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your fave fingering you, hitting all the right spots, keeping a perfectly maddening pace, thumb pressed right over your clit while his slick knuckles slide in and out and in and out making you cum again and again—and you start to whimper and squirm away but he just holds you down with his other hand and pouts,
c'mon sweetheart, you're doing so well for me, don't make me stop now...
I'm needing it now
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Avenger! Reader
Summary: You need some post-mission relief right now, and Bucky is happy to oblige.
Words: 176
Warnings: Smut, thigh riding, fingering, light dirtly talk, Bucky’s thighs of betrayal… need I say more? 18+ only
A/N: Short and sweet today for Day 25 of Kinktober, Thigh Riding, for @the-ss-horniest-book-club. Damn him and his delicious thighs, am I right??🔥 Enjoy, and thank you so much for reading!❤
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“Bucky,” you gasped, keeping your voice low. His thick thigh between your legs, tac pants rough against your bare core. Rough, but so damn good.
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Oops, I never uploaded this one to Tumblr (which I only realized when someone else did, but then was kind enough to tag me, thank you)!
This is the comic that kickstarted my obsession with telling stories with as few panels as I could (usually 10-11 haha), so it’s got a soft spot in my heart.