Thank You For This Wonderful Addition To Our Silly Little Thread. Similar Things Will Probably Happen

Thank you for this wonderful addition to our silly little thread. Similar things will probably happen in future.

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3 months ago

Awww! That’s so nice! Literally kicking my feet all super giddy and happy rn.

were gonna be best friends forever you stupid son of a bitch

4 months ago

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your hair is purple. You know what else is purple? Red and blue mixed together. Yknow who are red and blue? Grian and someone else Uhhhh LDshadowlady in empires one. Ok. Grian and empires one LDshadowlady. Yknow who else is grian and ldshadowlady? No one because they are ✨ unique ✨ at this point I would be relatively surprised if you didn’t at least have a guess towards who I am. But. That’s not the question at hand right now. Your hair. It is also made out of keratin, just like rhinoceros horns. What else has horns? That’s right, dragons. Now, based on your description, I can conclude that you like dragons BUT I will now in investigate your possible dragonesque identity. Just like dragons, we have established that you both have keratin growing out of your heads. Similarly, dragons are rumored to be unnaturally colored, just like your hair. We also know that grian and LDshadowlady have both at some point in their careers worn an elytra. Elytra have wings - dragons have wings. I don’t think I need to explain this one. Now, as I have been told to go to sleep, I rest (haha get it) my case.

Alright. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure this post is just telling me I am a dragon? In a very roundabout way that appeals to quite a few of my interests. Now to address the rest of your post? Ask? Not sure what the terminology is, but anyway. You said that my hair was purple and that purple was a combination of red and blue. Both statements are correct, to my knowledge. You then gave examples of both a red and a blue character. I fully agree with both Grian as red and LDShadowlady (ESMP1) as blue, and would also like to offer other characters associated with these colours. I offer up TangoTek as red, due to his skin’s red eyes and outfit, and red being frequently depicted on him in various forms. For blue I give Smajor1995, for reasons I deem obvious. You then bring up that my hair is made of keratin, which is the same material as typical animal horns. This is also fully true (I think). You then bring up my love of dragons. This is true. I like dragons, and think they are very cool. You then bring up a list of evidence pointing towards me being a dragon, which is well formatted and logical, though the evidence is somewhat flimsy. Even so, this has shown that I need to do a better job blending in with the humans if I wish to fit in better in society and not at all to collect more information on the humans. Also, unless you are Tvvigjuice, I have no guesses as to your identity. Now as I reach the end of your message, and thus the end of my own, I wish you a good night and a peaceful rest. Goodbye and goodnight! -Tsippi, totally not a dragon spying on the human race.

3 months ago
If Tumblr Would Kindly Cooperate I Have A Boxer Lizzie To Share. Last Time I Made A Boxer Liz Ppl Were

if tumblr would kindly cooperate i have a boxer lizzie to share. last time i made a boxer liz ppl were surprised when i said lizzie can throw axes irl so here's your friendly psa

2 months ago

:D

WAAAAH I MADE AN ANIMATIC GO CHECK IT OUT

THXXXXX ❤️❤️❤️

3 months ago

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I’m too caught up in my stubbornness to think reasonably

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I feel so threatened by your behaviour that I threaten to hurt you and you act surprised when it’s not a bluff

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until you’re in a position of authority and two children with mental disabilities come to you because someone called one of them the r-slur and you do nothing

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I’m so codependent and clingy that I can’t go a day without you being there

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until you’ve been intentionally targeting an autistic person with known violent outbursts for over a year with loud, awful noises that they’ve begged you to stop since the very beginning

you say you support mentally ill disabled people until it actually matters

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until you see me as out of touch with reality.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I spend hours plucking out my hair, and now I'm covered in scabs.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I threaten you when I'm upset.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I can't even make myself as simple as toast.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I smell terrible because I haven't showered in so long.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until even once I do shower, I still smell bad because I don't have the skills, strength, nor the willpower to clean myself properly.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I yell at you and NEED you not to yell back.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I throw hard objects against my wall.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I'm semi-incontinent.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I'm homicidal.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I feel no remorse.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I bite.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I feel no empathy.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I try to hit you with my cane during an episode or meltdown.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I throw my AAC at you during an episode or meltdown.

At that point I'm either gross, or a bad person.

5 months ago

Wildlife session 7 out of context

Wildlife Session 7 Out Of Context
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3 months ago

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

1 month ago

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Itchy veins.

4 months ago

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

Image of hermitcraft chat. Xisuma says “who is at 3800 / —600?” MumboJumbo replies “Thaaat’s me”. Xisuma says “what are you doing?” “server is going haywire”. MumboJumbo says “Grabbing sime gravel”.
Screenshot of a tweet by Grian. The caption reads “Mumbo wrote out a list of what we need for Sahara. Who knows what half of this means”. The picture is a discord message from ThatMumboJumbo, filled with spelling mistakes, reading: “2 observers, 2 [sticky], 2 [droppers], 1 [dispenser], 3 [slime, unintelligible], 2 redstone torches, 3 [repeaters], 4 [comparators]! 4 [furnaces], 13 [hoppers], 5 [chests]
Screenshot of a reddit post by u/whydoicareagain. The caption reads “it had to be said (hope no one else has done it). The image is comparing an image of a normal Mumbo skin with his shirtless, shaved, belt-wearing season 6 skin. The text reads “another actor’s life ruined by drugs and alcohol”.
Screenshot of a tumblr post by omgitzlongdennis. The text reads “*Walking around LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft* GAYTimesWithScar? TangoTRANS? BIJevin? pearLESBIANmoon? MUMBO JUMBO?” After each name there is an emoji, and the “gay” part of each name is uppercase. The entirety of “Mumbo Jumbo” is uppercase.
Screenshot of a tumblr thread. The first post is by ahmc, with a doodle of Mumbo Jumbo surrounded by an explosion of blood. midlifecrisis2021 reblogs with “When you sneeze while you’re on your period”. ahmc responds “Mumbo Jumbo is NOT on his period”. Megabuild reblogs with an image of the comments. presidentbidengetspegged says “Mumbo jumbo is allowed a little period. as a treat.” sphere-slayer says “I agree with tumblr user presidentbidengetspegged is not I sentence I ever thought I’d say”
A screenshot of a tumblr thread, continuing from the Mumbo Jumbo period post. hiveswap reblogs an image of a comment, saying “A real ceo would get a hysterectomy”. They say below “W. Would an egg dying each month be considered peace love and plants.” timedeo reblogs with “everything i see from hermitblr is fucking insane”
An image of a reddit post, showing a picture of a man in front of a computer watching a Mumbo Jumbo video. The text reads “He just nutted in me and started watching mumbo jumbo 😪”. Below is a tweet by mumbo, reading “I appear to have front pages on reddit today. To the man responsible: a gentleman normally waits at least 5 minutes, but I appreciated the support 😳”
A screenshot of a tumblr post by eyes-inthe-skies-deactivated202, with an image of a youtube community post by Mumbo Jumbo. The text reads “I am currently out in the Philippnes working hard on videos with the sound of cock…” the text ends and is followed by a read more. Below is a cropped image of Mumbo editing videos. The caption reads “how does this keep happening to him”.
A screenshot of a twitter post by mcytburner2022. The image is from a youtube animatic of Grian and Joel, and Flaming Torrent says in the comments “We love two married men comfortable joking about these things XD wholesome af”. In the replies, Xuan Bach Nguyen asks “grian’s married?” “to who? mumbo?”. dpage says “@Xuan Bach Nguyen to his wife”
A screenshot of a tumblr post on a bad hermitcraft headcanons account. Anonymous says “Grian’s soul misses his flesh so after eating Grian’s soul, Mumbo constantly feels the urge bite Grian, eat Grian, chop Grian up into little bits, boil Grian alive, etc. Since Grian respawns, they could conceivably come to an arrangement where Grian comes over for Sunday dinners ;)”. The response reads “looking at the remnants from the old inbox is like coming head to head with vengeful ghost that i have somehow wrong but have no idea how. are yiu making jumbo jumbo and grian nbc hannibal anon? are you hanniballing mumbo Fucking jumbo?”
A screenshot of mumbo’s instagram account, with an image of him fishing with someone else. His t-shirt is cropped to read “S EX MACHI”. The caption by Mumbo reads “DEUS EX MACHINA, IT SAYS DEUS EX MACHINA! Unfortunate crop on my t-shirt..” A caption by someone else below reads “MUMBO “SEX MACHINE” JUMBO BABEY!!!!!!!!”
A screenshot of a tumblr post by askzloyxp - the writer of the hermitcraft recap. An ask sent by vintrkaka reads “who would win, mumbo “sex machine” jumbo or grian “big tidy” minecraft?” zloy responds “There are no losers in [consensual] intercourse”
A screenshot of a tumblr post from the mcytblrconfessions account. Anonymous says “i drew mumbo jumbo and my dad said he looked “feminine and woke” …”

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

4 months ago

Wiawwwww you’re so cool

Omg thank you that’s so nice!!!

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tsippi - Probably Trans But Who Cares.
Probably Trans But Who Cares.

I like dragons :D

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