For The Last Like 2000 Years You Could Get Pussy Just By Being A Guy. Now With Divorce And The Pill And

Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

but I don't wanna

From one Gen-Z to another, let’s continue to deprogram ourselves from the idea that 30 is old and you need to have your shit together before 30.

You can go back to school after age 30!

You can fall in love after age 30!

You can find a best friend after age 30!

You can find a passion after age 30!

You can find a job you love after age 30!

You can recover from an addiction after the age 30!

You can pursue a large goal after age 30!

You can travel the world after age 30!

You can move after age 30!

You can change your appearance after age 30!

You can ask for help after age 30!

You can make discoveries about yourself after age 30!

You can come out after age 30!

You can fix your finances after age 30!

You can be attractive after age 30!

You can fix your life after age 30!

You can do anything after age 30!

Idk what so specifically about the number 30 has bewitched so many of us into believing that means your life is over, but it’s just so far from the truth!

You have so much more time after 30 to accomplish all that you want to do.

Your life isn’t over until it quite literally is over. Stop giving yourself a deadline that doesn’t exist!

I had a pair of jeans that managed to pull that off. One pair, and when I lost it, I haven't found anything else like that

The car culture takes them young

Excuse me, are there people on this site who don't drink water?

My cooking gas ran out. It's the middle of the night, and I can't get another canister. I'm a tea addict. And I haven't taken out the trash for a few days, so I have a lot. The solution is obvious. I'm pretty sure this ends in -core, but I don't know what it starts with

What the media won't show

That was intentional, right?

when my mutuals call me by my name I start wagging my tail at 120mpreg

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements