How Many Hoodies Can I Give This Kid

nina giving brum permanent baldness instead of killing him is the level of petty i aspire to be

I just don't think the whole bureaucracy thing makes sense for Heaven and Hell. Like why does it even exist? They have free will, don't they? Angels and demons don't have to do any of that work, they have everything they need to live a full and happy life? Why do they even need to work and collect souls? I mean, why would any sane person willingly choose to take orders and work all day every day their entire lives? Why would they suffocate themselves in dank, dirty offices, and corporate, soulless buildings? Why would they torture and opress each other instead of agreeing on collective happiness? Why don't they just create a system where everyone is happy? Why would they put up with abusive and patronising authority figures? Why would-

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What My Friends Think I Learned From Writing Fanfiction:

Human anatomy

What I Actually Learned From Writing Fanfiction:

How to build a flamethrower

Tajikistani geography

Proper cravat tying

How to convert from warp factor to mph

17 synonyms for “pining”

Sindarin verb formation

How to start a fire with laboratory solutions

Every poisonous plant found in Jamaica

Minor battles of the Crimean War

How to play the sousaphone

What a jabot is

How long it takes to fly from Jakarta to Bern

How to spot a forged painting

How to perform CPR on a dragon

Angst-written rivalries of 20th century British writers

22 French curse words

How to clear your search history so the NSA won’t think you’re a crazy terrorist who needs to perform CPR on a sousaphone-playing French dragon wounded in a chemically-induced explosion during the Crimean War

Medusa and her gargoyle gf

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Otayuri Movie Night Headcanons

- They rarely go to the cinema, preferring the quiet and secluded company of their apartments, so they can talk during the film. Plus,Yuri prefers to have blankets and snacks and his cat.

- Otabek may or may not turn down the heating so Yuri leans closer.

- Yuri usually picks the films; turns out he’s really in to bad action movies. But sometimes, Otabek picks. And when he does, it’s always a RomCom.

- What? He gets a kick out of seeing Yuri blush at the sappy, romantic parts.

- And hearing him laugh is always a bonus. 

- Yuri is adamant that he loves horror films and has no issue watching them and that they absolutely do not scare him. Otabek knows that they do, but agrees t watch them in the hope that Yuri will cuddle in to him.

- He does. Everytime.

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

bananas shirt bc my friend said his nantucket looks like a banana