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Clone Wars characters as stuff I have heard people say

“Family that does illegal shit together stay together”-Jesse

“Who’s booing?”-Anakin

“Can I buy a vowel?”-Rex

“Humpty Dumpty’s are trash but they make good art”-Ahsoka

“Is salt a rock?”-Hadcase

“Crap on a cracker”-Obiwan

“Why are the Cheeto’s clapping?”-Fives

“I don’t trust people who don’t like tomatoes”-Kix

“Cooliosa”-Echo

“So it doesn’t go flying bitch”-Fox

“Shit that’s loud. What’s it called?”-Cody

“FUCK… did I say that out loud?”-Wolffe

“Yeah I am, I’m a man a fully mortified and bred man”- literal every clone

“Dogs are scary okayyy”-Tup

“I kind of feel down a hole”-Dogma

“Can you stop a rocket?”-Anakin

“Because babies are terrifying”-Fox

“My cow onesie hehe”-Sinker

“OMG YOU DUMB… HE’S SO OLD… he needs to move his body more”-Boost

Clone Wars characters as things I’ve heard people say

Pt.10

“Talking about peoples future working in a bowling alley” - Thire

“Holy you actually filled them in and payed attention,must have been a good day” - Fox

“You passing this course your commanders will be very impressed” - Alpha 17

“Holy crap balls” - Padme

“Mummy and daddy giraffes” - Hardcase

“I having a bad day and I’m going to murderer my” - Wolffe

“I disappreciate you” - Sinker

“Wowo we don’t call people turdnuggets” - Plo Koon

“I want to learn how to make crystal meth” - Jesse

“Rex do you want to know the three times I almost died today?” - Echo

“My knuckles are on crack” - Bly

“My lines are straighter than a gay person” - Ponds

“If I had 9 lives I would utilize one of them to kill myself in front of all of you” - Rex

“When a law bills a sign” - Fives

“It’s not mail man anymore it’s Amazon delivery man” - Anakin

“Don’t question the woman’s choices just help her find the daddy” - Ahsoka

“Honest to god” - Obi-Wan

“I keep thinking their jerseys say cocaine” - Quinlin Vos

“Back in my day we made posters out of cool aid man” - Yoda

“That’s kind of fruity in a straight way” - Cody

“I have it in the back of my head but I can’t get it to the tip of my tongue” - Tup

Clone Wars characters as things I’ve heard people say

Pt.5 I think

“I thought she was telling me to shave my moustache” - Fives

“No dying in the training room ”- Rex

“I can’t hear I don’t have my contacts in”- Fox

“Millet yo looked so photography” - Anakin

“Grammerly is so proud of you” - Cody

“The girl is a spy and she was sent to a chocolate factory” - Tup

“Hardcase is mine and Ahsoka’s duo name” - Rex

“But that’s my name” - Hardcase

“Yeah but we are more iconic” - Ahsoka

“That’s what I told my wife “you married the best loser” - Bly

“Good luck I appreciate you all” - Plo Koon

“He’s a cute old guy” - Riyo

“My folding is on cracks today” - Ahsoka

Clone Wars characters as quotes I have heard

Pt. 7???

“That kid just dropped his garbage on the ground, someone should kidnap that kid” - Mace Windu

“Echo can you get me a milk of water” - Fives

“Smells like sweaty flowers” - Bly

“Cinnamon Almond?” - Anakin

“What other stuff do wolves eat? Cinnamon almond?” “Other cats” - Rex and Fives

“For example shut up” - Cody

“My shoulders are to sexy” - Ahsoka

“I love how I said it starts with F you and said incomplete” - Obi-Wan

“So if I have 2 abiotic squirrels in my fridge” - Hardcase

“Ooh that’s nice here and ooh it’s not nice here” - Gree

“If both of my parents are blonde how does my brother have green eyes” - Fox

“Is poop yogurt?” - Jesse

“Yo how big are your feet?” - Thire

“People over there shut up” - Rex

“I don’t get payed enough for this” - Ponds

“Omg the scars are so prettty” - Kix

*talking about a mission plan* “why are you here?” - Luminara

“A capacorn?” - Tup

“You guys need to take your meds” - Depa

“I have ADHD and I didn’t take my medication” - Hardcase

“Can I get my apples?🙁” - Echo

“Because your baby doesn’t work” - Gree

“Grades,Graduation,Future” - Alpha 17

Clone Wars characters as things I heard people say pt5?

“This looks like thissel*touches it*yep thissels” - Fives

“It’s not that expensive, it’s 40 credits” - Padmè

“And the night before I had thigh cancer” - Echo

“If I had talent” - Droidbait

“Why did you choice be lactose intolerant” - Tup

“I forgot my door was closed”-Ahsoka

“What kind of crack where you one”-Obi Wan

“The dollar store kind”-Anakin

“Your my neighbour right?”- Hardcase

“Only to you guys not to the pops”- Jesse

“The thing in my head I thought you said I don’t have a brain”- Bly

“It’s salmon not salmon” - Cody

I was thinking, in Miraculous the last episode or something Marinette calls herself BugNoir when she unifies Plagg and Tikki right. But in the flashback episodes that show how they got their Miraculouses Marinette had a hard time figuring out a name, it took her both episodes to decide that she would be called Ladybug but literally a second to decide on BugNoir and literally any other name she gets called with the Miraculous it doesn’t take long at all it’s literally just the time it takes for her to transform really. So do you think that when she realized that there was more Miraculous she came up with names that she would be called if she got them or unified Tikki with them? Just like at 2am talking with Tikki and Tikki mentions that there’s a lot of different Miraculous and Marinettes like imma make up names for myself for literally all of them and all the unifies you could possibly do and Tikki is like I don’t know if you should but you have cookies so I’ll help. Then they stay up for the rest of the night coming up with names.

Clone Wars characters as things I’ve heard people say

Pt. I don’t even know

“Mmmmmmm French fires” - Fox

“Cousint it’s single cousint” - Hardcase

“If Prime ever taught me anything you have to die to win” - Wolffe

“Being trampled by HOREses”-Fives

“Porcupines and the 10 000 dollar vet bill are the scary part” - Cody

“As the old saying goes chaos killed the cat” - Anakin

“Thumbs down would not recommend” - Rex

“When you play UNO you eat Pizza” - Ahsoka

“Hush your an idiot” - Obi Wan

Clone Wars characters as things I heard people say

Pt.3

“You’re already dumb enough” - Rex

“Unconscious people don’t want tea” - Cody

“Can you buy the flavour packs for the sofa stream” - Fives

“Divorce the fairway” - Obi Wan

“It didn’t groove on the groove scale” - Echo

“Are you distorting the bunny’s hole 😨” - Tup

“My Captain in slaves me he forces me to rake leaves for 4 hours” - Jesse

“I’m not from Tatooine anymore from Ironman land” - Anakin

“Fox your a Mexican Jew” - Thorn

“There’s hair in my hair” - Tup

“Obi Wans like our mummy watching us play” - Ahsoka

*very loud train noise* “it’s a cho choo train” - Hardcase

“My fork” - Waxer

“SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO TALL???!!!” - Ahsoka

“MY WIFE!!!” - Anakin

Clone Wars characters as things I’ve heard people say

Pt.4

“I’m dying, do you remember the song I taught you” - Boil

“If the 501st can do it you can to” - Cody

“Homeless people are happy right now” - Fox

“You guys were calling me a rat, a mole rat “ - Jesse

“Watermelon taste good while playing baseball” - Tup

“FIVES!!!” - Rex

“I didn’t say I was good I just said I was fast” - Fives

“Obi Wans last name is Kenobi” - Waxer

“Would an example help? Alright Domestic Violence” - Obi Wan

“Engorged people on the basketball cart” - Dogma

“I kicked a dead fish once and it floated away” - Hardcase

“WE ATE THE SAME BUT I GOT 🤩TrAmA🤩” - Anakin

*points to a y* “because this is y” - Echo

“For some reason Ahsoka asked for water in the bathroom… is it like a period thing?”- Fives

“A globe shape but square” - Thorn

“It does when it in the wind” - Gree

“Does anyone know what the opposite word of literal is?” - Woffle

“NOT LITERAL” - Sinker

“Does anyone know what her brother was?” - Kix

“The bad guy?” - Jesse

“Hey guys today it’s Mace Windu” - Ponds