🫀🫀🫀 Fucking V!!!! 🫀🫀🫀

“Hey, Blas, how are you simultaneously pruned AND dried-out?”

“Listening to all of Skeletà for the first time in the shower.”

“Oh? Oh… ew.”

“Not like that! I swear! Not that there’s anything wrong with that, it’s just not my bag.”

“Your wrinkly, yet dehydrated bag.”

“Yeaaaah… when you do an Everything Shower, turns out you shouldn’t stand there after all the lotions and potions rinse out.”

“Stand? Not dance?”

“Fuck no, you know how many fatal falls happen in the bathroom?”

“A lot, I’m guessing. So you… stood, in the shower, to the Ghost album.”

“Well, there was swaying. And gesticulating. And shitty, shitty, lip syncing that nobody should see.”

“Buuut, you just told me about it.”

“Yeah, but you don’t have that good an imagination.”

“Thank fuck I don’t.”

“Mmhm.”

“Mm.”

“…”

“…”

“… So, album good?”

“OH YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW—“

Ladies and gentlebeings may I present to you

G O O S E

S T R A N D I N G

My fellow artist BuzBuzyas (inst: buzbuzyas_) made for me these wonderful dudes and I just can’t stop laughing at how adorable they are 😭😭😭 Require an AU where everything is the same but all of them are gooses

Goose-BT and goose-BB are my favorite parts of this masterpiece

ghost fans are all sharing the unique experience of pure joy over somebodys mouth moving. and i think thats beautiful

unknown forces compelled me to draw this

Just remembered when I was a child I found a christian webpage arguing that hydrothermal tube worms support the existence of hell because of something in the bible about hell having demonic worms in it that eat your soul and I wrote a lengthy angry email about how tube worms can't be connected to evil because they are beautiful gentle beings who cannot hurt anything and just sway peacefully forever sustained by the vent itself, the most innocent creature there coupd ever be.

They never responded to me so obviously I hope they DIED. fucking bastards !!!! 😡😡😡

If Orville Peck became a Nameless Ghoul. Hot damn.

ppl on twitter seemed to like cowboy ghoul so !!! posting on here as well! fun ghoul mask design challenge that quickly turned into a full outfit design lol

Fight AI and Protect Endangered Cozumel Raccoons!

Remaking this post with better info on how you can help the critically endangered Cozumel raccoon from your own home by BULLYING AI INTO SUBMISSION.

The issue: There is a critically endangered species of raccoon known as the Cozumel/pygmy raccoon. Among a shitload of other threats, the Cozumel raccoon also has to deal with the fact nobody knows it exists. This issue has gotten worse with Google's new "AI Search Overviews." Unfortunately, when people search things like "Mexican raccoons" or "What species of raccoons are in Mexico," all the results show coatis. Which are not raccoons (they are more closely related to Olingos.) Mexico actually has two species of raccoon, the common raccoon (Procyon lotor) and the Cozumel raccoon (Procyon pygmaeus.) If people can't even find the Cozumel raccoon on google without using the actual species name, how tf are folks supposed to know they are endangered and need help?

Anyway, here is a way you can fight back against Google's bullshit AI and search algorithms that are limiting pygmy raccoon conservation efforts:

Method 1: Report Incorrect Google AI Overview Results

1. Google phrases like “Mexican raccoons,” “what species of raccoon are in Mexico," "types of raccoons in Mexico," “what kind of raccoons live in Mexico," etc.

2. If coatis appear instead of actual raccoons in the Google AI Overview, scroll to the bottom and click the thumbs down.

3. Click “Report a problem”

4. Click “Not Factually Correct” or "Unhelpful."

5. Type something along the lines of: “Mexican raccoons are not coatis. The two raccoon species in Mexico are the common raccoon, Procyon lotor and the critically endangered pygmy raccoon/Cozumel raccoon (Procyon pygmaeus)” or "Bro, I searched for raccoons, this is a coati. Show me the raccoons."

6. Click “Include a screen capture” and submit.

Method 2: Report Individual Search Results

Find any search result that refer to coatis as Mexican raccoons

2. Click the three dots next to the listing.

3. Scroll right and click “Feedback.”

4. Select “Inaccurate content” or "Irrelevant content." Again, whatever floats your boat.

5. Explain the error by typing something like I mentioned above.

6. Click “Include screenshot.”

7. Submit your report.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP!!!!

For more information about the pygmy raccoon and the threats they face, feel free to visit my site here! I still have a lot of work to do there, but that is where I will be posting updates about my research as well.

Also, if you are interested in learning more about how AI is impacting wildlife conservation issues, I actually have two youtube videos about the topic! How AI is Hurting Critically Endangered Mexican Raccoons (And How You Can Help)

You've Been Lied to About Canadian Marble Foxes

hand in my pocket but with dog temperaments