“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

Fuck it

If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

I could never be a Ruler

A ruler who speaks clearly and powerfully and without a sliver of doubt

A ruler can appeal to the masses

A ruler who is prideful and true

Whose voice brings prosperity and worth

I can't be a Ruler

I could never be a King

A king who speaks clearly and powerfully and without a sliver of doubt

A king can bellow to a crowd like a spark to a flame

The crowd would cheer

ducklings believing their father is the head of the household

I can't be a King

I could never be a Queen

A queen who speaks clearly and powerfully and without a sliver of doubt

A queen can rid her subjects of grief and sorrow with a lullaby

Although she fights for her place, her voice rings with determination in every word

A hidden warrior her subjects soon shall fear

I can't be a Queen

I could never be a ruler, nor a king or queen

I am none of these

I am all of these

Maybe somewhere in between

I find it hilarious that the border around the Voltron logo is rainbow as well.

It's like Netflix WANTS to trick future generations of Voltron watchers.

Or wants to make a joke of everyone who was and still is in the Voltron fandom (and the Klance shipping fandom)

Fr

this is so me

today is the only day you can reblog this

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

Gay men is my favorite genre