They’ll Never Do A Hitman Level Set In A Furry Convention Because Gamers Would Absolutely Ruin It But

I started this new Elden Ring save so that I could rebuild my original playthrough to play SotE without being on multiple NG+. The plan is to clear everything including finishing the base game story before the dlc, except this time I'm leaving Consecrated Snowfield until after the final boss so Malenia (sapphic twitching) can be the final challenge before the dlc.

I've been making good progress and have been worried I'll have to wait for SotE since it'll be a few weeks until I have the funds spare for it.

Godfrey is currently suggesting that this may not be a problem.

Today I am regretting not making a joke about brainrot here.

Despite having taken a break from my current Elden Ring playthrough to play Clair Obscur, there's a part of my brain that has been growing increasingly feral over Malenia the last few days.

The rest of my brain fears where this may be going.

Wait, it's not morning

Just submitted my appeal for PIP (disability payments) to the tribunal service.

This has left me with the desire to claw free from my flesh and emerge as a god-beast that preys on the wicked and corrupt.

Okay, I see now why the tags for the mental health thing are spelled incorrectly. Mad about that. Maybe discouraging discussion of mental health might be kind of damaging? Nah, let's treat it like a dirty word.

I hate having an anxiety disorder.

I've been getting increasingly worried about a collection of symptoms that I have been developing this past week.

Just figured out that it's Hayfever.

The thing that has happened every year

For over three decades

My brain did not get the memo apparently

I'm relatively new to hanging out on Tumblr and, when I saw this, I thought Pope Francis had won the Tumblr Sexyman polls right before his death

I have just been informed that the Tumblr Sexyman poll has taken yet another life, so for legal reasons I am here to inform everyone that I did not kill Pope Francis

my unique observation

*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

I just knock on the side of my head when I say it

spoke deeply to me.

I hate having an anxiety disorder.

I've been getting increasingly worried about a collection of symptoms that I have been developing this past week.

Just figured out that it's Hayfever.

The thing that has happened every year

For over three decades

My brain did not get the memo apparently