My Experience Of Tumblr So Far Is That It Is A Place That Punishes Never Posting/re Logging Too Much

Can we make this happen, it would be very funny.

i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

I was using a self checkout earlier today and on the payment screen saw a button saying "defence discount" and this is the first I've heard of capitalism getting a parry mechanic.

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

I thought someone was carrying a fake head on a stick, like a really basic puppet or something at first...

literally crying laughing at this

my unique observation

trying to prove a point to my homophobic parents!!

reblog if you think it's okay to drag the corpse of your rival around the walls of his home city on account of your unrelenting rage

was gonna make a post about The Character but then i looked at my dash for 5 seconds and it would appear that everyone is also having the same experience so

I'm in tears. I just kept scrolling and making wheezing noises as I tried desperately not to wake the neighbours.

I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends