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Gender Envy Elimination Poll!!

@elizabethrzg has convinced me to finally join in the poll-making and so I have decided to finally put something out there!

The name pretty much explains itself but... I wanna start a gender envy swag characters who are just so... yes. Send me your gender envy people in the form below!!

find the tournament @genderenvyelimination and submit a character!!!

JUST TO REPEAT: POLL FORM SIGNUP WILL END @ 12 EST TOMORROW MORNING!! NOW SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED

(I’m eepy and I make the rules)

My mind is blanking on anyone other than Gunpowder Tim, Tangerine, and like Sanji! So please send me more envy my way!

Google Docs

Gender Envy Elimination!!!

Send me your gender envy blorbos. ooooooo you know you want to. Send them in to fight in the Gender Envy Elimination!

I am sick and tired of people saying the new Harry Potter game is "Just a video game" and that "You are being antisemitic for seeing Jewish people as goblins" (we fucking dont, but to you people dogwhistles dont exist, so)

So Im gonna fucking tell you how its NOT just a video game, and that dogwhistles are a thing that exist, and you need to start seeing them if you want to be an ally to Jewish people.

I think the most obvious thing to people is the use of a Shofar as a "Goblin Artifact." For those who dont know, Shofars are a Jewish religious instrument :)!!!!

Wow!!! That doesnt look good! What does that artifact look like to you...?

Aha!

You see that?

"Used for Jewish religious purposes."

Now, lets get into the less obvious things to you people (that SHOULD be obvious)

In the Harry Potter world, Goblins were depicted as bankers. In the movies, they were depicted with large, hooked noses and pointy ears, with sharp rat like teeth.

"But OP! Thats just what goblins are in fantasy! They are greedy and ugly!" Have you ever considered that old folklore and fairy tales could be antisemitic too? Antisemitism ran in Europe for CENTURIES, not just during WWII.

You know what else is an antisemitic jewish stereotype? Greedy for money, maybe bankers that rule things behind the scenes with big hooked noses, rat like looks, pointy ears and occasionally horns.

How are none of you seeing this.

Not only that, in one of the movies, inside the bank, a symbol that looks suspiciously close to the star of david is used.

Oh but yk..its just a game, I guess, according to y'all.

The game of course has other problems. Its world building is awful, the story is literally just a blood libel (which is also antisemitic), theres not enough content for the $60 its worth unlike other $60 games, and they legit named a trans women character fucking Sirona Ryan. Any money you give to this game will be given to JK Rowling because all of the programmers and developers already recieved their pay. Not only that, but their lead dev is just as awful if not moreso than JK Rowling.

"Its just a game! Look at the transgender people being killed in the streets!"

Maybe you'd be right if it werent for the fact Rowling literally has the status and money to fuck trans people over in the UK. And not only that, you are actively consuming antisemitic content and not caring for your jewish cousins around you because of your want for a nostalgia factor.

So no, Carol, its not just a game.

Buy it or pirate it if you want, but dont be surprised when transgender and jewish people alike dont trust you, because I certainly wont.

You know. Of all the things I had on the list.

Meeting Max Jagerman was not on the bingo sheet

Ladies, gents, and piratical pals!!!!? Late april fools stuff retweeted from your April fool

The only April Fools related thing I’ll ever post up today.

A fool for fools that is Guybrush Threepfool Threepwood

me: i like this character

person: ok

me: no you dont understand

I fr look at images and little gifs of my blorbos like it’s baby sensory videos

reblog for your followers to anonymously tell you what characters you remind them of

Actors and Animators should go on strike next tbh. Especially cgi animators. Put the fear back into Hollywood

Ramsay’s misadventures outside of the main plot /j

Aka. IKEA photo shoot fun time