Twerlint - 5 Fixations Wrapped Up In A Comfy Sweater

Week spam of Tapeworms Tober!! All of it is inspired by a campaign I’m in. Happy tapeworm tober to y’all celebrating :D

[Audio Clip of Mission Mishaps: Cold Turkey

Eiffel: Can you do that?

Hilbert: (Long pause) Pecan Pie?

Eiffel: Yeah

Hilbert: (Long pause between words) I. Like. Pecan. Pie]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

I need UK journalists to not show 43 degrees is not beach weather like people are gonna die

Americans do not interact

Hey, also, all the anarchist shit aside, tomorrow I want you to make something.

I forced myself to draw something after the 2016 election. I forced myself to draw something when my mother died in 2018. I forced myself to draw something when my spouse was hospitalized for multiple organ failure in 2021.

When you are miserable, make something. Add a row to your project, bake a box cake, draw on a sheet of lined paper, write a poem on a napkin, fold an origami shirt out of a dollar bill, make your favorite recipe for dinner, but make something with your hands, something that you can hold and look at engage your senses in.

It won't fix the world, but it will change the world. You will have made something that didn't exist before. You will have impacted your reality, even in a very small way. And it is going to be something you made *after.* Something bad happened, something shook you, and you made something after, in spite of it.

MIWeek day 4

Ok I’m thinking we can do this three different ways

Guybrush makes his own. Guybrush does a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle and a real-ass goddamn pirate sword on it. Definitely gold and red highlights on the flag.

I’m thinking like a memento to his time back on melee, so like I’m thinking of the “I beat the swordmaster of melee island” T-shirt.

My personal favorite…. Guybrush glued Murray to a flag and stuck him there as a flag of terror and possible lookout.

As you can tell, I am COMPLETELY serious, deathly if you will. A flag’s gotta mean something. Could his flag mean death??!?

Live theater always some how amazes me, no matter what. Costumes, lighting, sound, etc.

Last night I went to a semi-local rendition of 'And Then There We're None". House music is all murder and death songs and then... it hits me with Welcome to the Black Parade and Stayin Alive.

shoutout to whoever was manning sound, you did such a good job i'd kiss you

heyyyyyyyy *slides this on your table and walks away but keeps an eye on it hoping you pass it on*

aaaaah, cool things are happening!

i think i've cemented the lineups for round 2!

i'm in the ultimate poll tournament, soooooo if you ever need someone to vote for.... i might know who y'all should vote for.. ;)

i know i probably sound like a broken record but, i am making another poll and it would be very super lovely if y'all shared it around and gave me submissions.

You can find it @happy-camper-clash and i guess

SUBMISSIONS OPEN:

Google Docs

Happy Camper Clash Submissions!

Please follow the rules in the post! And oooooo send me your blorbos ooooo you know you want to.

like I said, characters have to be

fictional, no real people

had to have been in a camp setting at one point

not limited to campers (aka. camp staff are also ok!)

you can submit multiple characters, please don't spam me with the same one!

~ I see strength. I see ingenuity! Firey Jr., There's no one quite like you ~

a collage for this jelly-filled joy, though I still have to question how he is both jelly-filled and have a whole.