Honestly

I can't quite place the aura this cat exudes

Marina Ovsiannikova, a producer of the state-owned Channel 1, disrupts the channel’s live news feed with an anti war poster: “Stop the war / Don’t trust the propaganda / They’re lying to you here.”

She released a pre-recorded personal statement. Here is the English translation (x)

Internal monologue scrolling through Tumblr on this fine Tuesday evening:

A rocket!

The moon!

Ooh, blastoff!

*gasp* NEIL!

Big rocket smoke fire r u m b l e

Ooh pretty McCall art

Buzzzzzzzzz mikemikemikemikeatthecape

The moon again!

Walter Cronkite, yoooooo!

Moar N E I L

This might require an encyclopedic knowledge of Avatar characters to understand, but it’s pretty hilarious if you fall into that category. 

Today on Valentine's Day. Joining the Aro/Ace/Aroace trending train. With this art I made with the flags. Have a nice day my fellows!

Things I’m learning from my internship

College Tired is different than Work Tired, in both intensity and pride.

There is a microwave in the break room. Do not use it.

The farthest cubicle wedged into the corner by the supply closet does not count as a “corner office.”

Do not be concerned about the people who poop at work. Be concerned about the people who don’t.

Your boss will only come to check on you when you are doing something stupid.

When you hear a low-flying airplane, do not gasp and rush to the windows to look for it. This is largely regarded as Unprofessional.

Always pack more food than you think you’ll eat.

If you stay too late in the evening, you will hear faint whimpers in the distance. This is the microwave in the break room. Do not go to check on it.

Throwing a stress ball over the walls of the cubicles counts as team building.

It is perfectly acceptable to sit at your desk wrapped in a blanket eating Cheez Its. It is not acceptable to offer Cheez Its to the IT person who comes to set up your programming software.

You may bond with your coworkers by offering them Cheez Its.

Even though you work for 8 hours and sleep for 8, there are not 8 hours left at the end of the day. Nobody knows where those hours went. Just go with it.

Every office has a Janet. If yours does not have one, you aren’t looking hard enough.

Do not attempt to guess at the unspeakable horrors which have befallen the microwave in the break room. It is always worse than you think.

Happy Freedom 7 Anniversary!

In the summer of 2016, I visited the National Museum of American History, and for some reason the museum has Al’s spacesuit (why is it not in one of the TWO National Air and Space Museums?)

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