And It’s Alternate, A Zombie With No Bones And Muscles Made From Bones Also Held Together By Raw Willpower.

Scp-49 on his way to cure everyone of pestilence.

Who is it?💕

Walks into the Senate and holds up a very confused Palpatine:

Behold the senate.

Interesting hobby

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

i enjoy comparing the different ways that birds of prey attack. you've got eagles doing the classic lord of the skies, king of the air, death from above pose

and then you've got peregrine falcons who are just like "fuck it. tactical missile strike."

This is a good idea, right?

How transphobic legislators are there left?

spirits say no

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