I Pick The Ability To Always Find A Loophole In Whatever I Want.

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

The twist is that the bottle is actually a mimic

Monster Bottle

Disney: Dana, we’re cutting your show short because of the LBTQRS stuff finish it up in the second season. Thanks.

Dana: Okay, so. Lilith confirmed a full transformation like Eda, but she’s like, way bigger. And their mom was anti-vax, and confirm they have a dad. Make Lilith leave immediately after finally bonding with everyone. Reveal there has been another human in the Boiling Isles before and call them ‘he’ to really rile up the Human!Belos theorizers. Also confirm Creepy Luz is posing as current Luz in the human world with her mom, who is none the wiser.  The poor guy who has to write this all into the script: And you want this stretched out between the season, right? Dana: Lmao nah, put it all in the fourth episode. With 90% of it at the very end. It’s gonna be great I promise.

accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

Fun fact: anytime you hear a story that boils down to “and then some ABSOLUTE FOOL sued this totally innocent megacorporation for assloads of money AND WON! Can you believe it? Ridiculous. Some people, right?” 99 times out of 100, the corporation super fucked up, the plaintiff 100% deserved that money,.and you’ve just been fed corporate propaganda.

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you're telling me this reactor is breedable?

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

Well just give them your business card

i'm actually pretty glad that the supernatural isn't more commonplace and normalized in our society because can you imagine walking through the wrong door at work and getting stuck in a labyrinth in another dimension for 50 years only to come back and find out it doesn't count as overtime