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Being this back to essential oils and watch the world burn.

Back in the 1920s, many radium water producers advocated drinking radium water as a necessity of healthy living.

I love axolotls(as-sho-lot)!

my friend Alicia made this video to show you the correct way to pronounce "axolotl"! it's a Nahuatl word that gets mispronounced so often, often for puns right here on tumblr dot com, so I wanted to share this with you all because it's important to respect Indigenous languages. you can find her artwork here!

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

Also glitchtrap, and spring trap

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

Finally what iroh has truly been talking about.

Scout: I always keep a bat by my bed.

Spy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Sniper: I sleep with a knife.

Medic: Ho ho ho, the three of you are pathetic.

Scout: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Medic: Heavy.