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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

Staying up past twelve is not good for my mental state. I just laughed at myself saying, “all gray okay.”

i would cannibalize god's rotting corpse. if the opportunity arose

A: ash is ten

B: does it have to be this specific version?

I saw this game going around but it was getting very long, so I am starting it again 🤪

Tag friends and keep the game going!

I have no complaints about getting either man 😍🥵

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

Ever wondered what the Black Mesa facility would look like on a map? Here’s an amazing 3D render stitching Half-Life, Opposing Force, Blue Shift and Decay levels together.

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

Someone go check if furbies have toe beans.

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.