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How dare you ruin earthworms! They are much better with fur.

earthworms with feathers

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

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Fun fact: anytime you hear a story that boils down to “and then some ABSOLUTE FOOL sued this totally innocent megacorporation for assloads of money AND WON! Can you believe it? Ridiculous. Some people, right?” 99 times out of 100, the corporation super fucked up, the plaintiff 100% deserved that money,.and you’ve just been fed corporate propaganda.

Don’t forget the longest lasting rule 34: ditto. The thing that can turn into literally anything, or anyone.

i dont think you should want to fuck pokemon. when i see a pekachu my penis stay soft

damn ok lake superior

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

"umm I hope you guys know orcs would kill you if you tried to fuck them" whaaat holy shit man orcs are typically depicted as chaotic evil savages? no waaay dude, this whole time I've been eroticizing the monstrous as a deliberate critique of the racist and ableist undertones in the classical orc archetype, when I should have simply realized that elements of popular fiction are objective absolutes that can't be reexamined or remixed through the cultural lens of the ever-shifting presentttttt

Also say where you’re from in the tags!

Ahem, So true.

The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.