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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

i enjoy comparing the different ways that birds of prey attack. you've got eagles doing the classic lord of the skies, king of the air, death from above pose

and then you've got peregrine falcons who are just like "fuck it. tactical missile strike."

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

This is a good idea, right?

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/729

If Alpine gets killed:

John Wick: Apprenticeship

BUCKY BARNES AND ALPINE

Falcon & Winter Soldier (2020) #5

So a different version of the game?

hello amanda. in front of you are all eight “alpha and omega” kids movies. every time you think about the omegaverse the male wolves noses will grow and the female wolves eyes will grow. good luck

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”