How To Catch A Fish In 4 Easy Steps By Nindiri The Jaguar (pics By Nancie Cunningham Casey)

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

Felines and canines are probably some of the oldest mammalian Pokémon because of of revers’ closer relation to mew.

Pokemon except it’s like real animal taxonomy so there’s like 550 different species of Cutiefly that can only be separated by DNA tests

That’s a

HEYA SO I MADE A LIL FLAPPY HAND EMOJI AND I LIKE IT A LOT AND ITS FREE TO USE!! GO WILD BECAUSE I SURE AM

Is this correct? 👀👀

Only in worlds in which the numeral 4 doesn't close up into a triangle on the top.

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

Ok so at this point I've had two people roll up to me in manual wheelchairs, well, one of them was somebody pushing somebody who was nonverbal at the time, but it still counts. They asked me why I had zip ties around my tires.

It's winter where I'm living and we have really bad snow. And the snow plow people are really bad at their jobs probably because there aren't snow plow people who clean sidewalks. As a solution I got to thinking about how I could increase the traction on my wheels. And the most redneck thing I could think of was taking a bunch of zip ties and tying them around my wheels. They last surprisingly long, and work surprisingly well. It's basically the same premise as chains for your tires during the winter.

I chose to space them out pretty evenly so there's about one for every spoke. You could probably do more or less depending on how many you want and how much traction you get but I wouldn't go more than three per spoke. I realize that it's a bit later in the winter, and I probably should have made a post about this sooner, but I came up with it about a week ago. So please share this, even if you're not disabled, because there are tons of people I know who are stuck in their houses because they can't get around in the snow. A pack of zip ties costs about $5, which compared to $200 knobby snow tires is a big save, and if you want to invest you could get colored zip ties.

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

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