My GetoHime Trash

When I die and go to heaven, no doubt an angel will ask why I put so much GetoHime content onto the internet. I shall have no good response, other then things just played out this way. My head, heart, and gut all say ShokoHime, but GetoHime is too conceptually entertaining for me to ignore.

Below is a master list of my GetoHime stories. They are all on ao3. Please note the rating at the end of the description. All adult situations depicted are between consenting adults. There is also drug use, mental health issues, and violence in a few of the stories. Please mind the tags of each story - I go out of my way to ensure that readers know what they are getting into. It is all NSFW, lol.

Ongoing

In every dream home a heartache: When Suguru comes back to pay Mei Mei his half of the rent, he finds that Utahime has moved into his old room. He doesn't know how to feel about it. Rated M.

Multi-chapter

Father and Mothers and Daughters and Sons: Suguru and Utahime realizing that adulthood is purgatory. Rated E.

Kept in Place: Suguru and Utahime, evolving. Rated E.

I give you my life: No one ever wants to wait for their real life to start. Rated E.

Invite the Weight: Being with someone doesn't fix the hole left behind by someone else. It's worse when you invite that person back into your life. Rated E.

Even Cockroaches Can Dream: Watching someone change right before your eyes. Or: Suguru’s charm and Utahime’s denial can only hide their crazy for so long. Rated E.

Osteosarcoma: When it's over, it's just Geto and Utahime. Rated E.

Lightning Strikes Twice: When Suguru stops being the person Utahime thinks he is, he decides to make sure that she can never forgive him. Rated E.

When the Birds Began to Die: Being stuck with someone you haven't seen in years for days doesn't usually end so well. Rated E.

One shot

But I love him: "I love you, call me back." Rated M.

If We Make It Through December: So, where was Utahime during the Night Parade? Rated E.

Melted Brains: Suguru and Utahime, getting into it. Rated E.

Sticking Point: Worst cab ride ever. Rated M.

The Past Participle: Coming down easy. Rated E.

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fanfic jjk geto suguru utahime iori getohime geto x utahime my contribution to the culture treat me nicely please sometimes i just imagine them arguing in an ikea geto just rolls with the punches because utahime is ride or die

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tworegimesof

1 year ago

I just finished reading “Fathers and Mothers and Daughters and Sons” in one sitting & it was amazing, it was beautiful, funny, heartbreaking—I’m at a loss of words, I loved that fic so much in-spite of the bittersweetness it invoked—10/10, chef’s kiss!

Thank you for reading that story and for writing such a thoughtful comment! That is the story that put me on this twisted path, and how a lot of readers found my work. Even though there are things I would change, I really can't hate the story itself. GetoHime is, to me, a fundamentally hilarious ship about two people who are a little nuts, but Geto is very good at hiding it and Utahime can't contain herself (however, her brand of crazy is just the every day, capitalist-patriarchy-induced kind). It means a lot to know that people are still reading that story, so once again, thank you!

I need to write them arguing in an Ikea together, lol.

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getohime I abuse the trope of calm boyfriend x insane girlfriend but they are both a little insane peak “they're crazy but I love them” /_('-')_/

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tworegimesof

6 months ago

This is so pretty and perfect I want to throw up

Raidou/Kurenai commission ✨

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rare pair raidou x kurenai

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tworegimesof

1 year ago

The chokehold that "Greetings From Teenage Hell" by Petra Collins photoshoot still has on me is insane. Rookie Mag is still one of my favorite places on the internet and Petra Collins' archive is an eternal source of artistic inspiration.

I love how the entire website is mostly teenage girls being creative and sharing their work. It makes me emotional just looking at these pictures lol.

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petra collins rookie mag I miss this era of the internet

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tworegimesof

5 months ago

My sad girl mood forever and ever.

Updates:

Lovesickness - Love makes you do crazy things with no regrets. Naruto, Older Jounin, E.

Sharp Stick in the Eye - eat me! drink me!. Bleach, Nemu/Byakuya, E.

Meme not mine - I don't have such genius.

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fic writing rare pair i am not ready for the holidays

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tworegimesof

3 months ago

you give me very ai yazawa vibes. like your works are very paradise kiss/nana coded!!

Oh, to be seen so well!

I love Paradise Kiss and Nana. My story Lovesickness is pretty heavily inspired by both. Thank you for reading and sending me such a sweet comment 💕💕💕

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tworegimesof

9 months ago

I really love your work on ao3, especially your naruto and jjk ones! I had so much fun reading When the Birds Began to Die and was wondering if you ever thought about expanding that universe. I think a satoshoko spin off could be really fun, or even a sashisu high school focused one! Hope this doesn’t sound pressuring or anything :’)) Your writing is amazing 👌

You're too sweet! It's been a minute since I have considered that story. I have two other stories that I'm trying to make headway on right now. Thank you for giving me something to think about, and for reading my stories. It means the world!

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tworegimesof

1 year ago